So cute, and a fun jab at the Mittster's puking shitting roof dog. I've always wondered if I should get a pup, and now I know: yes, once I have an armored motorcade.
Slow news day? You could write about the fact that in Ontario, where Catholic schools are funded with public money, the church-controlled school board is forcing gay-straight alliance groups to become "Respecting Differences Clubs":
Oh, and I should add that when Mr. Vel-DuRay and I take the portable version of Chez Vel-DuRay on the road, all four noble beasts come with us (the cat stays home. He doesn't care for travel) and they all have free roam of the Itasca. The senior dog takes his place on the lap of the person on the passenger side, which is usually me.
sheesh. the guy is riding in a car with his damn dog.
leave them alone. seatbelt? really? what if they had just stopped
to get out? that light post isn't exactly whizzing by...
so snide comments about the desk phone on the seat next to him? pretty sure humphrey bogart had a sweeter car phone as linus larrabee in 1954. it just looks so out of place...i'm going to be humming "one of these things is not like the other" the rest of the day, i think.
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You are a stupid fuck - you know that don't you?
Also, diaf.
leave them alone. seatbelt? really? what if they had just stopped
to get out? that light post isn't exactly whizzing by...