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Who's wearing white robes here . . . .?

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Butt there's only, like, one letter difference between Gay Pride and KKK!

It's practically the same thing!

Why are the homos being so buttsore over being compared to the KKK?
on December 22, 2011 at 3:43 PM Report this
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Does The Inquisition ring a bell? The Crusades? Slavery? Galileo? Giordano Bruno? If anyone's acted like the KKK it's the Catholic Church. But they don't care that much for history. Just rewriting it.
Vince on December 22, 2011 at 4:40 PM Report this
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White robes *and* pointy hats
keshmeshi on December 22, 2011 at 4:40 PM Report this
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Strictly speaking, controversial parades are something that the gay rights movement and the Klan have in common. They both march ostentatiously through places where people may hate them. Of course, that's pretty much as far as it goes. I mean, turtles and pecans both have shells but I am pretty sure Nature would not accept a paper that argued that turtles must therefore grow on turtle trees.

@1, seriously, dude, everyone knows exactly what it means that you're so obsessed with anal sex and Dan, but he's never going to come to your house and shit on you like you want so just go away and get another hobby already.
balderdash on December 22, 2011 at 5:45 PM Report this
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@2:

To its (sole) credit, I don't believe the KKK has ever protected pederasts, so you know, there's that.
COMTE on December 22, 2011 at 5:49 PM Report this
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"organizers with Chicago's annual gay pride parade agreed to a later start time"

Argh, they "agreed"?! It sounds like those terrorist homos were trying to be accommodating and not obstruct church services, be a good neighbor and all that, and STILL they get shit from the cardinal.
Sandiai on December 22, 2011 at 6:58 PM Report this
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@5: not too sure about that. I'd be willing to bet that while they may have presented a no molesters sort of front, it was likely pretty rampant among 'em.
pissy mcslogbot on December 22, 2011 at 7:34 PM Report this
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Wow, that Cardinal looks like the poster boy for The Undead.
judybrowni on December 22, 2011 at 8:26 PM Report this
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I bet he compares Martin Luther to the KKK when he gets enough sacramental wine in him.
rocketgeek on December 22, 2011 at 11:51 PM Report this
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this arrogant prick dwells in an imaginary world without a history or a sense of perspective. he's a demon from the demon world dressed up like one of the Undead.
Luisa on December 23, 2011 at 1:43 AM Report this
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@8
Actually he looks like what he is:

a dinosaur. In this instance, a Pachycephalosaurus.
Laurence Ballard on December 23, 2011 at 4:43 AM Report this
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KKK Grand Wizard comes out, announces Homosexuality…

KKK Grand Wizard announces homosexuality, “proud of it”

Salem, AL (GNC) - The Ku Klux Klan, more commonly known as the KKK, has become infamous for its crusades against blacks, Jews, and until now - homosexuals. But when a Grand Wizard, the highest ranked member of the KKK, came out of the closet last week and announced his homosexuality, some were baffled while others were supportive.

“I am proud to announce that I am a homosexual,” said John Carolina, the Grand Wizard. “And I want everybody to know that this development will not interfere with my goal towards the construction of a white nation.”

Mr. Carolina was seen at the meeting with his significant other, William Maddox. Though Maddox is not a member of the KKK, he voiced his support, saying “I am behind John in everything he does. I’m just glad that he found the courage to live freely and without fear. He can finally be himself.”

Johnathon Carolina has been an active member of the KKK since he was 14 years old. And though he admits to having protested homosexuality in the past, it wasn’t until 16 that he realized he was gay. At first, John says, he vigorously denied it and tried to suppress his homosexual feelings, but when he met another Klansman that was gay, he became more open to his sexuality.

John went through roughly 6 homosexual relationships with various klansmen before he found William Maddox, who encouraged him to be open about his sexuality and accept who he is.

“Homosexuality is rampant in the KKK,” John says. “But everybody is very quiet about it. It’s very suppressed. I am hoping to finally bring all the klansmen out of the closet!”

Since John has come out, over 300 other klansmen have followed suit, finally being who they are after years of suppression.

“It’s a wonderful day,” says James Werman, a life-time member of the KKK. “And I march towards the day when I can walk down the streets, hand in hand with my boyfriend, living and breathing in a uniformly white nation.”

POSTED AT 11:09:39 BEN BURGMAN, SALEM, ALABAMA

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on December 23, 2011 at 5:38 AM Report this

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