And if those wholesome, American families are released from their loveless marriages by an early death from a Happy-Meal-induced heart attack, then so be it!
Come now Marcus...you probably won't be able to stop the inevitability of legalized gay marriage but you could stop the gays from eating happy meals..please..please!! This is a real problem for me and my people. I can't help myself! It is just soooo GAY to eat a happy meal...I feel even more gay after. Alas!
I can't remember Marcus Bachmann's voice off the top of my head, so I read his entire quote in Eric Stonestreet's voice. But it just wasn't gay enough.
And seeing Marcus is such an all around brave and super-dooper guy, he's volunteering, no insisting that he fight the menace of marriage equality in the OSS/Green Beret?CIA style of going deep undercover behind enemy lines, yes while the hate filled bigots at nom are happy to just sit around and cry, Marcus will be meeting the enemy at Tea Dances, in truck stop rest rooms, even Kathy Griiffen shows.
While tony perkins cries on CNN, Marcus will be taking on dozens of Gay Guys.
Yes Marcus is oiled up and ready for action from wherever it comes in him...
...then yeah, probably.
Sigh, so many closeted Repubs, so little room in the Clown Car.
While tony perkins cries on CNN, Marcus will be taking on dozens of Gay Guys.
Yes Marcus is oiled up and ready for action from wherever it comes in him...
But in my defense, there is a resemblance...