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< sarcasm >Are You Sure?< / sarcasm >

Mmm, pizza!
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Is Strangercrombie happening this year?
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@2, no.

I would like to request that my AWESOME PERSONI tag be replaced with one reading CUNT.
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How come these never say how much Gawker has raised (or for what charity)? "FIFTEEN THOUSAND TIMES MORE GENEROUS..." suggests that they've raised no more than $1.02, but that would be really sad.
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I will donate an additional $200 if I can have tag that reads SCHMUCK.
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@4, no one at Gawker has ever heard of the Slog, let alone this contest.

Gus, you can have ASSHAT for a mere $25. I think DOUCHEBAG is taken, but LICKS WINDOWS can be yours for a mere $45.
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I can't find the Gawker donation link; where is it?
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@5 You are SO onto something here. While there's no Strangercrombie (still totally bummed), this seems like a GENIUS way to raise more much needed funds for Northwest Harvest.

Sell custom tags/signatures. $200 seems a decent price point. It's more than most of us can afford, but definitely enough to make it worth the tech-monkeys time to do all of the necessary work. (Tech-monkeys is typed with love and respect, as I was a primatology major!!)
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But Brendan said you don't shout.
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Every time someone calls us monkeys, the Internet gets a little bit smaller.
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I would give $50 to Planned Parenthood for "Feminist Buzzkill," but that already got shot down. :(
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Very odd. I keep trying to give, and I have tried multiple credit cards, but it keeps rejecting it -- telling me the expiration dates are wrong. Which they most certainly are not. Is anyone else having that problem?
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@6 What is Gawker anyway, and why not have it be an actual rivalry between two communities? Seems like it would be more successful that way...
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@13, Gawker is some New York bullshit that no real American needs to know about.
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I do all my charitable giving in my own tumbleweed-choked dusty shithole for now because, as you can imagine, the need is very great... but I can't help vibrating in sympathetic excitement to the notion of a self-chosen tag (beyond that afforded by one's own Slog ID, of course).

I would pay respectably for "KNAVE," generously for "POLTROON," and extravagantly/ruinously for "TRIPOD."
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I have my name,and It suites me just fine...
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@10 I'm not joking about the primatology major thing. I put most non-human primates above many humans, so it really is said with compliments. But sorry for making the internet slower, everybody

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