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Balls the size of his head? That's funny; I just looked up Buster Gonad for entirely unrelated reasons.

"...one man and one woman", err... Newt's on his third.

Nearly every one of these candidates has the balls to share what God has allegedly spoken to them (i.e. "Gingrich told listeners he’d since turned "to God to receive forgiveness and to receive mercy."). Just once, I'd like a candidate to rebut with, "I spoke with God, and he told me Newt wasn't forgiven." Then it's ON.

respect for the marital bonds of others.

In Newt's case that would be marital junk bonds.

Swollen balls, as in Pinocchio's nose? Nah, I think it makes more sense to say his balls shrink each time he tells a hypocritical fib. Hmmm. I guess his balls must be down to the size of chickpeas by now. Ugh.

chickpeas

I don't get why guys are into that.

@6 I think when you cheat on your spouse that means you aren't monogamous and he started having sex with Mrs. Gingrich #2 and #3 while still married.

He didn't say which spouse.