Actually, economic data show the US economy, provided the House doesn't pull the engine-stoking middle class payroll tax cut out from under us, is starting to recover.
(source: Bloomberg, CNN, CBC, oh god u r all so whiny fucks)
My family stopped exchanging presents 3 years ago at my frustrated demand to get out of the soul sucking experience of shopping. Now instead of presents we see a show together (this year "The Wild Bride" at Berkeley Rep) and go out to a nice dinner.
(source: Bloomberg, CNN, CBC, oh god u r all so whiny fucks)
Other than that I'm on board.
Here's a better idea.
Get a list of everyone in the 1%.
Then anytime they want to buy something, jack up the price like 10,000%.
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