>1: Sadly, no. But it's a good problem to have: this weird home porno fest thing The Stranger built from nothing is popular and sells out. OTOH, I'd like to do something on my Saturday morning aside from refreshing a broken web page. Didn't they use Brown Paper Tickets once? I've never had weird site downtime buying from them...
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