Blogs Sep 16, 2011 at 8:23 am

Fuckin' Cats—How Do They Work?

Grant Brissey
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May the cloud being save us if cats develop opposable thumbs and the ability to walk upright.
Cato the Younger Younger on September 16, 2011 at 8:27 AM Report this
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The poor thing was just trying to make it on Broadway.

Keep dreamin', little guy.
MacCrocodile on September 16, 2011 at 8:29 AM Report this
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crazy weird. lots of fun mystery there, cause cats can't talk.
treefort on September 16, 2011 at 8:33 AM Report this
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Most likely the cat was taken in by someone who either didn't look for, or completely ignored, the lost signs and notifications, then moved to NYC, then let the cat get lost there.
Matt from Denver on September 16, 2011 at 8:53 AM Report this
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@1 halfway there
http://youtu.be/bwJWtz1nYbg
spamky on September 16, 2011 at 8:53 AM Report this
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@4 Well you're just no fun.
care bear on September 16, 2011 at 9:09 AM Report this
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I am glad they are getting their cat back. Let the memory live again!
CommonKnowledge on September 16, 2011 at 9:09 AM Report this
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@4, I was about to comment that the poor dear got trapped in a some shipping container/truck - but your theory sounds more plausible.
raindrop on September 16, 2011 at 9:13 AM Report this
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I'm betting the cat sets out for NYC again within a day of returning to effing Boulder.
el ganador on September 16, 2011 at 9:25 AM Report this
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@5: And the other half of the way there.
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpres…
Shit.
venomlash on September 16, 2011 at 9:33 AM Report this
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Grant Brissey...closet Juggalo.
crystal meathead on September 16, 2011 at 9:34 AM Report this
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The lure of Broadway certainly is strong...
TreGibbs on September 16, 2011 at 9:40 AM Report this
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Did anyone check on Lisa Dank's whereabouts five years ago?
TVDinner on September 16, 2011 at 9:55 AM Report this
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If there's one thing cats don't do, it's work.
dwightmoodyforgetsthings on September 16, 2011 at 9:59 AM Report this
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I once rescued a cat off the side of the Panamerican Highway in buttfuck northwestern Costa Rica. I took her back to the States and had her for six years. If someone had been looking for here I have no idea, and then if that someone had found her up here it would have looked just as weird.
It's pretty simple. People find and keep lost or stray pets, and they take them places.
onion on September 16, 2011 at 10:11 AM Report this
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Probably picked up by a transient as a pet and taken there.
sonder on September 16, 2011 at 10:12 AM Report this
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The cat was eaten by a coyote. The coyote died while trying to cross the street (was hit by a bicycle and then a car who was trying to hit the bicycle). A feral cat ate some of the dead coyote - inadvertantly swallowing the microchip. It had calico babies (who were carried by swallows to New York) and one of those babies had the microchip.
subwlf on September 16, 2011 at 10:21 AM Report this
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@5 and 10...Let me be the first to welcome the coming of the new "super cat" who has arrived to take over the world. We offer you much catnip and lots of fresh seafood in hopes that you will be kind to us poor humans.

And sorry about having a bunch of you spayed and neutered..a game show host told us to do it.
Cato the Younger Younger on September 16, 2011 at 10:31 AM Report this
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@2 - She heard there was a musical called Cats!
very bad homo on September 16, 2011 at 10:51 AM Report this
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Just think how many blowjobs that cat had to give to get all the way to NYC! Add to that only 1 out of 5 truckers even LIKE cat blowjobs. That's determination.
OuterCow on September 16, 2011 at 11:20 AM Report this
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The Mothership beamed her back down after she completed her assignment, silly.
Geni on September 16, 2011 at 11:22 AM Report this
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Oh outercow @20, so great!
gloomy gus on September 16, 2011 at 12:25 PM Report this
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That calico is is a cool cat indeed, followed the jazz beat across the American vista to the hustle of NY to live a truant life with junkies and thieves, milking the system.

Ginsberg would be proud. MEOWL!
CommonKnowledge on September 16, 2011 at 12:34 PM Report this
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@23 yeah I heard he was playing the piano way uptown at some hep little joint under the name Felonius Monk when the fuzz caught up to him.
knobtheunicorn on September 16, 2011 at 3:12 PM Report this
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@20: I LOLed in my mouth a little just then, thanx.
emma's bee on September 16, 2011 at 5:20 PM Report this
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Cats teleport. I thought everyone knew that.
ozchick on September 17, 2011 at 3:39 AM Report this
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They use magnets.
Gerald Fnord on September 17, 2011 at 9:14 AM Report this
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Harriet "Kitty" Tubman established a vast, complex kitteh underground by which kittehs travel the continent, thus escaping false imprisonment for accusations such as eating the family canary. They are given new identities, new lives of freedom, in the land of milk and tuna.
cattycat on September 18, 2011 at 3:18 PM Report this

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