It's called a metaphor.

It's like a simile.

I want to become your facebook friend. Watch out for my wife.

too much chest.

Is that your bedroom? Awesome.

Oh shit, your Kathy Bates almost made me spew beefaroni all over my screen. A little comedic warning next time.

And yes, im eating beefaroni in desperation, i was out of cash ok!

I see you had a lot of coherent thoughts on this one. In, like, the best way possible.