Is it crapping gold? Or is that a banana? I'm really glad that's a parade float and not a business.

That is an ice cream cone being dumped between its butt cheeks, a brilliant design for an ass cream truck.

We aren't sure what our theme is going to be next year...but i can assure you the creative process that went into this float was fucking hilarious (there was always going to be an ass, but everything else kept evolving and changing...Jon was dead set on the water slide and the kiddie pool though), and we plan on next years being just as ridiculous. <3

This was the only good float in the parade. What happened to the awards? I didn't go last year, but the previous two years having a people choice float really seemed to bring out some quality.

I thought it was a gerbil wearing a golden hat.

@3:

And here I spent all of last week watching you-all put this thing together, wondering the entire time what the end-result was going to be! Considering its state of (in)completion as of Friday, frankly, I'm amazed you got "your butts in-gear" to finish it by Sunday.

And Eli - why are you taking pictures of my office?

How could I have missed that in the parade. Probably because I only saw the last part of the parade.

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Maybe the parade interp mavens here can help me. Who are the Unicorns, and why were they dragging a dead polar bear down the street?