Are there any other types of blogospheres who are still young? Slog certainly hasn't aged well, but to be fair, with the quickening pace of cyber communities, all blogs have developed creases around their eyes prematurely. I say a great way to turn back father time is to include No More Proper Names, or Numbers, in Slog posts. It is doable, just not as much fun, without all the finger pointing.
Child: Grandpa Blogosphere, what's it like to be old?
Grandpa B: well, son, you blame a lot of people, then you kiss alot of other people's asses, then you shit you're own ass, and have to ring this Bell here, for the nurse to come change your diaper. Over, over and the cycle goes.... with the occasional O'Douls that your mother brings. Everything runs like fucking clockwork around here. 0800-1100-1230-1530-1800 Over, over and the cycle goes.
Child: I can't wait to be just like you, I hate freedom.
Grandpa B: Good boy, that's what I like to hear.
Grandpa B: well, son, you blame a lot of people, then you kiss alot of other people's asses, then you shit you're own ass, and have to ring this Bell here, for the nurse to come change your diaper. Over, over and the cycle goes.... with the occasional O'Douls that your mother brings. Everything runs like fucking clockwork around here. 0800-1100-1230-1530-1800 Over, over and the cycle goes.
Child: I can't wait to be just like you, I hate freedom.
Grandpa B: Good boy, that's what I like to hear.