Blogs Mar 17, 2011 at 5:00 pm

Desk Friend Theater

Mary P. Traverse
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1
Those are some nasty crabs..I mean you should get yourself checked out Mary...and PRACTICE SAFE SEX!!!
Cato the Younger Younger on March 17, 2011 at 5:01 PM Report this
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Remember, friends don't let friends get into bed with crustaceans.

They do it in the ice-filled sinks instead.
Will in Seattle on March 17, 2011 at 5:03 PM Report this
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Luckily, they have smooth, plastic boy parts, which are well known to discourage the transmission of crabs. They should probably wash their merkins, though, just to be safe.
Canuck on March 17, 2011 at 5:25 PM Report this
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Which one is Mr. Pinchy? Which one is Han?
bluefawx on March 17, 2011 at 5:31 PM Report this
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there is actually a Flickr group for this type of image.
submit to: http://www.flickr.com/groups/toys-in-per…
Andy_Squirrel on March 17, 2011 at 5:35 PM Report this
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The reddish-brown crab is Mr. Pinchy. That is Endor Han on the left.
Mary P. Traverse on March 17, 2011 at 5:49 PM Report this
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I've got a bad feeling about this.
venomlash on March 17, 2011 at 6:04 PM Report this
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It's a long shot for sure, but maybe if Lando and Han were to walk between the bars of their cage, they could escape a slow and painful death.
seandr on March 17, 2011 at 6:09 PM Report this
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Oh man, this rules.
derek_erdman on March 17, 2011 at 6:15 PM Report this
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McBiteypants is one of the good guys, he's trying to cut through the bars to save them! Hooray for McBiteypants!!
Badger on March 17, 2011 at 7:05 PM Report this
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it's a trap!
lizdini on March 17, 2011 at 7:09 PM Report this
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I think Han and Lando are cage dancing while Mixmaster Pinchy and MC Biteypants keep the beat goin'. NSSST NSST NSSST

It probably sounds like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoZQYOrVQ…
BenY on March 17, 2011 at 7:29 PM Report this
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"YOU'VE GOT CRABS, ASS-FACE!"
sirkowski on March 17, 2011 at 7:38 PM Report this
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Is there a back on the cage?
on March 17, 2011 at 8:31 PM Report this
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RRRAARRRHHH!!! RARRRHH!!!
STJA on March 17, 2011 at 8:40 PM Report this
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I feel very afraid for Han and Lando right now.
carriemcc on March 17, 2011 at 9:25 PM Report this
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You, madam, are my favorite.
disintegrator on March 17, 2011 at 9:29 PM Report this
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I can feign concern for plastic Han and Lando and their unfortunate case of crabs, but I'm honestly still a little bitter that you had no commentary (positive or negative) about the Star Wars tribute in the 2011 Quake Rugby calendar... We had a sexy Han Solo and even a lewd Chewbacca, dammit! Does that mean nothing??
UNPAID COMMENTER on March 18, 2011 at 1:37 AM Report this
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This photo made my day...thank-you! :)
beec on March 18, 2011 at 6:47 AM Report this
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like
onion on March 18, 2011 at 6:50 AM Report this
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Hahahaha.... Terrific. Just terrific.

All of which makes me wonder why I don't own any toy crabs?!?
salmonpatty on March 18, 2011 at 1:13 PM Report this
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@7 FTW.
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot on March 18, 2011 at 1:19 PM Report this
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In a surprising turn of events, the crabs caught Han and Lando. Not sure if there is a medicated cream for that.
WildcatBadger on March 21, 2011 at 9:33 AM Report this

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