If I didn't know better, I'd say this was a mediochre performance art piece for Seattle First Thursday! . . .;but not!

Can anybody say 'Fish Speakers'?

@2 Nice.

@2 & 3 - 'Splain, Lucy.

He has rubbished allegations that he demands sexual favours from his bodyguards who are believed to take a vow of chastity.

Yeah, and the fact that the megalomaniac has chosen only attractive women has nothing to do with their duties. Sure.

Say what you will about this bat-shit islamo-fascist, he's brought a sense of sheer style and verve to the despotism game unmatched by any tinhorn tyrant in a hell of a long time.

It's odd that they capitalize the P in "Somali Pirates" as if they were some kind of organized group.