Of course Republicans read. Besides reading the memoirs of past Republican presidents and books with titles like "Liberals are Terrorists" etc. they also read the parts of the bible and the parts of the constitution that they really like. Of course, I'd bet over half of republican voters don't even any of that stuff...maybe they read the lips of Fox Barbie-anchors ...

"He's not the same as you and me.
He doesn't dig poetry. He's so unhip that
When you say Dylan, he thinks you're talking about Dylan Thomas,
Whoever he was.
The man ain't got no culture,"

-P. Simon

Out of three _correctly identifies a book_.

no shit.

Shrub WROTE a book? How is that possible? He can't even READ one properly!

So, what magazines do these politicians read? All of them?
My favorite book has to be the Chronicles of Amber, by Roger Zelazny. (Okay, technically that's ten books.)

Republican do indeed read. However their retention levels are near zero.

@6 Beat me to it, hahaha.