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PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!
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Oh there will be pics.
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I am quite sincerely looking forward to the report, and the rest of the Officewatch series this year.
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The crow's nest is where the building owners, the Ellison family that founded Value Village, keep their own Scooty Girl, Cousin Darla. She's 42, so quite a bit bigger than the Scooty Girl Humpy wrote about. Faster, too.

And she's grown so hungry for love. Be careful, young man.
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I'm staying at least 5 blocks away from that corner until everyone has returned to the office. I fear the mental state of a 5 day-in-a-row drunk Brissey in a crow's nest with god knows what type of ammunition.
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That "crow's nest" looks absolutely diminutive from my gentrified roost at the Packard Building.
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I sure hope this isn't a bust like Geraldo w/Al Capone's safe......
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That looks like a little cabin/guest room that one could put in their backyard.
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I'm it's just a few moldy copies of Oui Magazine from the 70s and a bottle of Skin-So-Soft.
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I reccomend using a bump key.
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I could only be more excited about Officewatch 2010 if you told us what kind of liquor will be consumed this year.
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There should totally be a poll about this.
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@ 11: On the menu tonight is a combination of bourbon, vodka, and Relentless™ energy drink, because that is what I have scavenged from the office so far. I do not know what the future holds.
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Grant - head over to Purr later on, and I'll get you a drink...well, not really...but seeing you all drunk around prissy fags would be entertaining ;-)
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You are awesome, Grant Brissey. Mr. Canuck is driving me INSANE, so I have hidden in the bedroom with my laptop, and will be checking for updates, 13 dinner guests notwithstanding.

gus, I have read this book, it turns out badly, DO NOT go in the attic...
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If you don't get in today, Grant, buzz me tomorrow. I work real close. I'll bring my lockpick kit and we'll make it happen.
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@13, what, is the Zima all gone?
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@ Fnarf: There is a trace amount of Rize left, but I will only dip into that if things get really desperate.
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Har, har! Everything about the Stranger staff, topped by Dan Savage himself of course, is just so darn interesting!

Can't wait to see Dan Keck's designer clothes and payroll records on the sweatshop pays whoever still works for him. Tim Keck, hipster.
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I will assume that all the Four Loko was consumed on election night?
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I had sex on Keck's desk
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Is this legal?
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there better be a corpse before this is all over.
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Need more bourbon for ol' Chaucer?
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There is a sixer of warm Heiniken stashed on the bookshelf next to my desk up in production. You are welcome to it.
Keep up the good work!
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@25: Thank you. Your offer will not be in vain.
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I think I'm seeing some Holiday love here that no one chimed in with a "shocked—you were shocked, not electrocuted."

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