I'd be interested in a SLOG poll, whether any readers actually own a Fleshlight and does it do what it claims? Or, do you end up finishing the job with your hand, because, well, your hand just knows how to get the job done?
@4 - I have three of them and yes they work w/o having to use my hand at all to finish the job. the only annoying thing is cleaning the device after wards.
Just curious...
Sadly, they didn't include my option of an Auto-de-Fe for Chihulhy involving tech virgins.