Comments

1
but is it in 3d?
2
Yes, it is.
3
YES YES YES on Captain Jack! Make sure to take lots of pictures...
4
I'd be interested in a SLOG poll, whether any readers actually own a Fleshlight and does it do what it claims? Or, do you end up finishing the job with your hand, because, well, your hand just knows how to get the job done?

Just curious...
5
Remember, only you can vote for GMO-salmon enhanced tiger breeding in the online SLOG poll for what to do with Seattle Center.

Sadly, they didn't include my option of an Auto-de-Fe for Chihulhy involving tech virgins.
6
What the hell, I know Na'vi sex is all about intertwining the hair-cilia stuff not vaginal intercourse, & I didn't even like Avatar.
7
I do not want my penis to be abducted
8
I don't have a dick, but that thing looks awesome.
9
@4 - I have three of them and yes they work w/o having to use my hand at all to finish the job. the only annoying thing is cleaning the device after wards.
10
...and it's dishwasher safe!!!
11
Does that thing have teeth, or what? The cervical portion looks like vagina dentata.
12
Somebody's new avatar in 3...2...1...
13
How BIG is this thing? 'cause Na'vi women are over 3 meters tall... she would hardly feel a thing with my little 7 inch pecker...

Please wait...

Comments are closed.

Commenting on this item is available only to members of the site. You can sign in here or create an account here.


Add a comment
Preview

By posting this comment, you are agreeing to our Terms of Use.