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Today in Anonymous Responses to Garbled Comments Directed at Men with Lizards

David Schmader
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1
I just thought you were neat. :(
Rotten666 on June 24, 2010 at 8:30 AM Report this
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50 bucks says he blows the lizard too.

God, what an angry person.
Shelby on June 24, 2010 at 8:34 AM Report this
3
this guy takes better care of his pet than I take care of myself.
metardtard on June 24, 2010 at 8:34 AM Report this
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What a douchenozzle.
Fifty-Two-Eighty on June 24, 2010 at 8:35 AM Report this
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I commend him for the loving care of his pet. And I, too, have disdain for animal rights extremists who think every interaction with an animal is condemnable and that the rights of animals come before the rights of people.
Vince on June 24, 2010 at 8:40 AM Report this
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@5 I agree that extremism in general is never a good thing, and the rights of animals shouldn't come before the rights of people, but that the rights of people shouldn't come at the expense of the rights of animals.
j.lee on June 24, 2010 at 9:05 AM Report this
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@6, well, except in the defense of liberty, of course.
kulshan on June 24, 2010 at 9:18 AM Report this
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Wow, that's a lot of scary violent energy to direct at a girl when they're not even sure what she said. Remind me to cross the street if I see some guy carrying a lizard.
Patti on June 24, 2010 at 9:35 AM Report this
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You are the MOST INTERESTING PERSON ALIVE!!!

Paul F. Tompkins agrees:
http://comedians.jokes.com/paul-f--tompk…

(The relevant parts starts at :50 in...)
pg13 on June 24, 2010 at 10:03 AM Report this
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this dickbag lost me at "shove a splintered two by four up your well-worked cunt"

what a douchenozzle.

i hope that lizard chokes you to death in your sleep, assbag.
Josh Bomb on June 24, 2010 at 10:40 AM Report this
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One fine day, Seattle's lizard-fetish community will march up 4th Avenue in a Pride Parade all their own.

Until then, they must be content with anonymous hisses of anguish from dark crevices in the urban landscape.
RonK, Seattle on June 24, 2010 at 10:47 AM Report this
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@ 10. Oh I disagree. I though it was an outstanding achievement in swearing.
McGee on June 24, 2010 at 1:37 PM Report this
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Wow, I had assumed that the writer was female. That's a lot of anti-lady slurs for a dude to throw around.
Orsh on June 24, 2010 at 3:24 PM Report this
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What happens when the lizard reaches five feet? Barbecue?
Rhoda Skidmark on June 24, 2010 at 7:09 PM Report this

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