Grant, I totally don't know what to say to this, but it's Saturday night so no one else cares. I'm sorry I missed your birthday, and I miss you too.

I think it's pronounced "Spa-chE-m'n". You know, just in case anyone was wondering.

Shake it off! Invite friends over to your apartment to dance in their underwear in your picture window for all the sex fiends who live uphill. Works wonders.

The Spaceman says, "Everybody look down."

It's all in your mind.

If it's any consolation, you probably creep him out a little bit, too...

Looks more like JFK with a long beard to me.