Well, lord knows no one's as pretty in the morning as they were the night before, but leave it to drama queen Jesus to shed tears over the fact. How rude to you both.
Aaw, shucks, I was in the same state as my favorite columnist this weekend and didn't know it. And yes, tacky Christian art is common. You should see my uncle's house (though I think most of it is his wife's influence).
Dan they are going to kill and lockup gay people in Uganda make an announcement on the podcast, tell people to right to their senators and congressional representatives
@ 15: That must have been the first time the phrase "the dreamcatcherin' Jesus Iowans" has ever been used in the history of the English language. bravo!
It is really hard to reconcile that horrendously tacky "art" with the fact that Iowa passed gay marriage before we did. Could we get gay marriage if we allow Black-Velvet-Weeping-Jezuz-Dream-Catcher in WA?
@17 I don't think Weeping Jesus dream catcher on black velvet is part of anyones "most closely held beliefs" (well maybe those 'White Buffalo' nut bars). The "lifestyle" equivalent would be making fun of those little pride flag waving, leather daddy teddy bears.
This is not quite as ugly as a vase which my grandmother used to keep. But it's got Jesus, which makes it oh so much worse. Although the plaques of Jesus and Mary watching me sleeping whenever I stayed there did always give me the fear a little, and I wasn't even old enough to do anything then to offend them...
Maybe it's just a really keenly observed statement on Christianity's historical tendency to envelop and swallow preceding non-Christian religions as it spreads itself, (Yule becomes Christmas, Halloween iconography, etc).
Though I don't think actual Native American spiritual art was ever quite like... that...
@17 - despite mocking velvet Jesus dreamcatchers, I'm pretty sure that Dan has never tried to legislate against them. Feel free to fact check me.
Seriously, how can people equate attempting to make someone's existence against the law with making jokes about someone? Make fun of gay people all you want, @17, we don't care -- just don't try to kill them or outlaw their relationships. Then we'll be even.
@17 Try thinking about what you wrote. It might hurt a bit, but it will be rewarding in the end.
American Christians are fighting for the right to harm and oppress people they disagree with. We're making fun of their hotel room decor.
Speaking of hypocrisy. Christians should stop themselves from co-opting cultural artifacts from cultures they purposely destroyed. The greatest genocide in history is the Christian European conquest of the Americas.
It's a bit like a Blonde German Grand Child of a Nazi putting up a Menorah in their window because they think it's pretty. It's just not in the best taste.
Oh man... I read Black Velvet and thought of whisky. And, I gleefully clicked thinking there would be a lively discussion of one of my sweetest taboos. I was all prepared to tell ya all about my delightful weekend consumption: Jefferson's Small Batch (bourbon), Wild Turkey American Spirit (bourbon), and Redbreast (pure pot still Irish Whiskey). Needless to say that I'm sorely disappointed.
'Kay, so the whole point of a dream catcher is that they are "porous," you know, the centre is criss-crossed with string, and the bad dreams get "caught" in the webbing....what is velvet Jesus trying to say? "I reject your bad dreams, they bounce right back on you"?
But, more importantly, I think we need a LITTLE more information as to why you were sleeping with velvet Jesus? Were you being punished?
Though, to be fair, it's an interesting thought experiment to picture things I've seen in "cool" decor stores in Seattle that are at least as tacky (albeit in different ways).
That photo threw me into a fit of hysterical laughter, if only because of the similarity to my parents' guest room. They have a beautiful sun room attached to their guest room upstairs, which my mother decided to turn into a prayer and meditation room, complete with flickering electric votive candle, hand-painted murals of Jesus on the walls, a kneeler for prayer (or whatever), and a photo of my dead grandmother. I stayed there once. Since then it's been a hotel for me when I visit.
@ 9 my sister once drove past a a velvet depiction of elvis knocking on the gold pearly gates with jesus standing on the opposite side pondering his entrance. she went up the highway a few miles before she decided she had to turn around and go purchase it. when she got back there it was gone.
@17, How "deeply held" could a person's beliefs possibly be if they're willing to mix-n-match incompatible religious/spiritual iconography in such a clumsy and tacky way? This bizarre tchotchke makes me think that whoever created it is having a good laugh at both Christianity and Native American superstition, while trying to make a quick buck off of undiscerning tourists.
@42 I couldn't have said that better. That thing is extremely Tacky. I came on here because I saw a black velvet wolf very similar to this in design, it was called a "Dream Catcher", but I had never seen one without center webbing. Is this really considered a "Dream Catcher?" All hideousness aside.
I would buy it if it were also a clock.
Viva fucking Iowa, and keep your tongue off those doorknobs, Dan.
Too Late!
I FUCKIN can't Help Myself!....
Hope you enjoyed our state. :)
Though I don't think actual Native American spiritual art was ever quite like... that...
Seriously, how can people equate attempting to make someone's existence against the law with making jokes about someone? Make fun of gay people all you want, @17, we don't care -- just don't try to kill them or outlaw their relationships. Then we'll be even.
Kee-velvet-RIST!
American Christians are fighting for the right to harm and oppress people they disagree with. We're making fun of their hotel room decor.
Speaking of hypocrisy. Christians should stop themselves from co-opting cultural artifacts from cultures they purposely destroyed. The greatest genocide in history is the Christian European conquest of the Americas.
It's a bit like a Blonde German Grand Child of a Nazi putting up a Menorah in their window because they think it's pretty. It's just not in the best taste.
I thought it was kind of odd. But, I guess it's a form of marketing. Now your audience I suppose.
But, more importantly, I think we need a LITTLE more information as to why you were sleeping with velvet Jesus? Were you being punished?
Though, to be fair, it's an interesting thought experiment to picture things I've seen in "cool" decor stores in Seattle that are at least as tacky (albeit in different ways).
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