I was gonna offer to fight your kangaroo for you, but then that swimming kangaroo was about the cutest fucking thing I've seen this week. So I guess I'm voting for the kangaroo.
some background: "Their Mums were killed; i work at a vet clinic as a vet nurse and i've raised them, bella the one who jumps into the water she is my sisters and campbell (the one in the background) he's mine they were only about 500g when we got them now campbell is almost 7kg and bella is about 4. I don't own them i just raise them. they will be released to a farm when they are ready which will be pretty soon for campbell.. and they don't run away because they think i'm their mum and they don't want to leave me. ” i would pay good money to see a roo v. brissey match.
Usually I want to onomatopoeia-ize kangaroos with "Boing! Boing! Boing!" as I watch them jump, but these little dudes jump too quickly and are much too small for boings. I'm mentally soundtracking their jumping with "Boop boop boop boop boop boop boop!" instead.
I am seven years old and my opinions matter.
(That's LOLkangaroos, not LOLrus.)