Seriously. Titty bars - booze is fucking retarded. I couldn't believe that was the rule when I moved there. Why would anyone ever go to a place like that?
or "Leftfield lapdance lapidary...."
or "OMG, it's a Poon Run"
or "RBI and TnA"
or "the Catchers Hairy Mitt"
or "Pitchers new mound"
"the dugout"
or "take me out to the labia field"
"ground ball, literally"
or "short stoppers delight"
"check out the double play, bow chikka wow wow"
or "spitballs of fury"
"displaying the Pennant"
or "sweet spot on my bat"
Fuck you Milton Bradley! Last play of the game, shot to left field, off the wall, MB didn't even try to get it. Walk off RBI double. His tears nourish me.
Do advertisers in The Stranger get a news story alongside their paid space?
or "OMG, it's a Poon Run"
or "RBI and TnA"
or "the Catchers Hairy Mitt"
or "Pitchers new mound"
"the dugout"
or "take me out to the labia field"
"ground ball, literally"
or "short stoppers delight"
"check out the double play, bow chikka wow wow"
or "spitballs of fury"
"displaying the Pennant"
or "sweet spot on my bat"
o.k then....