Well, I never buy any of the others, ever, so I guess I'll pay the Hazardous Substances tax most. Now I just have to find some hazardous substances to buy.
Sin taxes like this don't seem to make much sense. It makes sense if the state is trying to encourage people to stop smoking, scarfing down candy bars, drinking Coke or buying methyl ethyl keytone by the gallon. But if the goal is to generate a consistent, reliable source of state revenue, what sense does it do to tax things so that people do less of them?
Helloooo!! Get with the program?
Seriously, soda is awful for people and should be considered just as much a luxury as bottled water, and taxed equally.
I'd grant a difference if generated taxes go directly to offsetting social problems created by a given product, but that's not the case here.