Blogs Feb 3, 2010 at 12:54 pm

Beaver Balls Can Be Used As Contraceptives...

Dan Savage
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1
"Beaver balls can be used as contraceptives" Yes, but my husband refuses to swallow them.
Luckier on February 3, 2010 at 1:35 PM Report this
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Dang you, Savage! I had not heard of this site before and now I can't stop reading.
By the way, here's a gem:
http://www.ranker.com/list/top-10-crazie…
Enigma on February 3, 2010 at 1:56 PM Report this
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I read that as "bear balls" at first.

Pardon my momentary excitement.
Baconcat on February 3, 2010 at 2:03 PM Report this
4
Where is the "sex with a virgin will cure disease" listing?
Will in Seattle on February 3, 2010 at 2:13 PM Report this
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that yin/yang chi stuff isn't "outdated". women CAN orgasm several times, and men can apparently teach themselves to "injaculate", and you won't lose your boner even though you had an orgasm. just ask sting and trudi.
Max Solomon on February 3, 2010 at 2:21 PM Report this
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Great. Now I know why that poor beaver hides when I go jogging past him, the poor thing has heard this tale of woe that has been passed down from generation to generation. Poor little guy.
kim in portland on February 3, 2010 at 2:55 PM Report this
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That penis parade photo is from Japan (not Greece) during the Kanamara Festival. It is a very lively Shinto festival in Kawasaki with dong sculptures everywhere.
Reg on February 3, 2010 at 3:24 PM Report this
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@5, Sting has since admitted that he was lying his ass off to wind up Bob Geldof or some other gullible rock celebrity shithead he hung out with (Michael Hutchence?)
Fnarf on February 3, 2010 at 3:25 PM Report this
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I think number 10 is still true.
LukeJoe on February 3, 2010 at 3:34 PM Report this
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It's great contraception for the beavers.
Lindy West on February 3, 2010 at 3:44 PM Report this
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Damn... I just bought a whole bottle of beaver balls too... now what will I do with them?
cheerio on February 3, 2010 at 3:52 PM Report this
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They're great as party favors.
Will in Seattle on February 3, 2010 at 3:53 PM Report this
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Will, that's the next-to-top reason people avoid your parties.
gloomy gus on February 3, 2010 at 4:36 PM Report this
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You obviously haven't been to many Canadian parties.

They go well with Schnapps.
Will in Seattle on February 3, 2010 at 4:48 PM Report this
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More balls, less conception? SO COUNTERINTUITIVE!!!
venomlash on February 3, 2010 at 8:30 PM Report this
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Damn Beavers, they're never around when you want to get shit faced and fool around a little without the long term commitment.
linda with a y on February 3, 2010 at 9:02 PM Report this

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