@2, the site has photos of men and women, old and young... apparently you just have to "feel" like a virgin or "want to be" a virgin in order to be certified.
@ 10, 12, maybe you two could get together next Slog Happy and then Kesh can do the certifying. I think Mrs. Fnarf might be too prejudiced to make that call.
Funny stuff, but I'm leery about giving even one dollar when I don't really know where it's going. Someone should step up and take ownership of this clever site. The "part of all proceeds will be going to AIDS research" makes it even worse if we don't know for sure - I'd probably prefer a link through saying "we hope you love the certificate - we're going to go buy beer with your money now!"
By the way, the certificate (if you actually get one - see @7) seems to be signed by Woodrow Wilson, who I just found out from Wikipedia had his portrait on the $100,000 Gold Certificate. I guess your virginity is worth $100,000!
it's cheaper to just check to see if they make the same face those two are making. it's caused by virginity or douchebaggery, either way, sensible adults should move along.
Hi John, i am one of the creators. You did not get shafted. If you did not receive your certificate, it is because you receive a confirmation email that provides you with a link to your own personal certified virgin page where you can print it out.
or maybe its because you are not really a virgin... you stud you...
Do all certified virgins walk around with big "hey I wanna blow you" open-mouthed smiles (like the ones in the photo)? If so, Imma hafta start /taking/ some virginities - hubba hubba. XD
-Jon Brock
@10,
Can't Mrs. Fnarf provide some sort of certification?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKIqGhqMv…
"See, nobody but the Holy Spirit been up in here...what?"
However, if it requires that I have a hymen, well, I lost that years ago.
Hi John, i am one of the creators. You did not get shafted. If you did not receive your certificate, it is because you receive a confirmation email that provides you with a link to your own personal certified virgin page where you can print it out.
or maybe its because you are not really a virgin... you stud you...