wait..!!! how's come snooki won't play snooki in the xxx version ?

I know right?! A photo comparison of all the porn stars vs. MTV stars here (NSFW): http://bit.ly/7qzz38

I'm not buyin' Pauly D for one second...

can someone please explain this picture to me? a girl wrapped in a towel is only sexy if she's wrapped in one so small as to make you think that any moment something wonderful is going to pop out. that beach blanket just makes her look fat. i also don't understand the almost beehive hairdo...and talking on the phone? what's sexy about that? is it supposed to make you think about phone sex? if you were excited about phone sex, you probably wouldn't be WATCHING a porno to begin with...sigh. maybe i'm just not hip enough for this newfangled jersey shore porn.

Snooki won't play Snooki because she isn't cute enough, she's pretty fugly.

The Seinfeld version (This Aint Seinfeld XXX) is actually pretty good. The actress who plays Elaine actually looks like Elaine, they even have a Porn Nazi (no porn for you! next!).

The parodies that have sets that look almost identical to the actual show, the Cheers, Brady Bunch and Star Trek.

Wow! When does the porn version of LOST come out? Mmmmmm, a Kate and Juliet sandwich, mmmmm!

When does the porn version of LOST come out? Mmmmm, a Kate and Juliet sandwich, mmmm!

How was that for creative double posting? See what thinking about the ladies of LOST does to me?

@9, a LOST DP, you might say...

Snooki CAN'T have tattoo's they need to recast...

How can they put Taryn Thomas in this vid? Snooki doesn't have tattoos. Need to recast.