We need to start some betting pool/drinking game involving mentions of Sherman Alexie on Slog/The Stranger...but it could lead to acute alcoholism.

@1 Imagine if we took a drink of beer for every time gay, homo, queer, or any word that refers to a penis (cock, dick, erection, etc)...

I'd lose my job.

...

Or, how about a shot of whiskey for a Chaz post that refers to a woman's body or a part of it despite it attempting to be about something else. 2 shots if the post is only about a woman's beauty.

I'll see you in the morgue.

/Chaz needs to get laid more.