Blogs May 13, 2009 at 4:31 pm

Quite the Pitch

Dominic Holden
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It could be a ruse.
Simac on May 13, 2009 at 4:29 PM Report this
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Man. With the amount of time they spend asking everyone for money, you'd think they're fucking liberals. Or homeless (which he is, technically, in Washington).
Mr. Poe on May 13, 2009 at 4:38 PM Report this
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If his group isn't leading the referendum and he isn't affiliated with Stickney, why is he still raising money?

Oh, right, he's going to get as much money as possible and walk off with it.
Baconcat on May 13, 2009 at 4:43 PM Report this
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call 1-800- JesusNeedsMoney... Sigh if there GOD is so almighty and powerful and miricale creating and all surely he could send them a check??
Tina on May 13, 2009 at 4:47 PM Report this
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They'll start whoring themselves out for cash soon.
Urgutha Forka on May 13, 2009 at 4:47 PM Report this
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This is why Jesus threw his kind out of the temple.
Will in Seattle on May 13, 2009 at 4:57 PM Report this
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I understand the analogy to war - "fight" "battle" "victory" "army" - but what we have here is inevitable enlightenment. Success by attrition. Those who stand in the way of what is right will be worn down, inexorably. It might be fun to blow their heads off, but unnecessary. They will find other shiny things to keep themselves amused.
Jaymz on May 13, 2009 at 5:29 PM Report this
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Strange as it may seem, "the bad guys are winning" is an underlying theme of most political fundraising pitches.
RonK, Seattle on May 13, 2009 at 5:29 PM Report this
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"Words can not adequately express how very much the increase in my subprime mortgage payments after the teaser rate expired requires me to beg you for cash."
kk in seattle on May 13, 2009 at 5:32 PM Report this
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Don't think this one is going to be compared favorably with Henry V's "St. Cripin's Day Speech" any time soon.
COMTE on May 13, 2009 at 7:47 PM Report this
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I want one person to tell me how my brother's marriage to the man of his dreams, two years ago, has personally hurt another person's marriage. No? Still waiting.... Give up?

Told you.
Sarah in Olympia on May 13, 2009 at 8:07 PM Report this
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Golly, these anti-gay marriage people are such drama queens. Nothing is ever a campaign, a struggle or even a plain old battle. It has to be a BATTLE of EPIC PROPORTIONS!!!!

Catalina Vel-DuRay on May 13, 2009 at 8:26 PM Report this
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What does epic proportions even mean? Considering the pro/anti split is arguably still pretty close to 50/50, the proportion is 0.5.

Shit ain't epic.
Ziggity on May 13, 2009 at 9:00 PM Report this
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Well, I fucked that one up. Close to 1. The proportion is close to 1.

I guess it is epic. Relatively.

My life is a lie...
Ziggity on May 13, 2009 at 9:02 PM Report this
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Crazy nutsos are being driven out of the Republican Party with aplumb.
on May 14, 2009 at 12:44 AM Report this
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It's always about the money with these religious types. They don't give a shit whose life they harm. Karma is gonna get ya suckers.
on May 14, 2009 at 6:37 AM Report this
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@12 I'll tell ya. Foreclosures have shot up dramatically. Unemployment skyrocketed. The Sopranos ended. My wife got a bladder infection. I gained 15 lbs. So there! Thanks gay marriage! Dammit!
The Amazing Jim on May 14, 2009 at 10:53 AM Report this

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