@3: Do they have a knit crackpipe cozy? I think that, above all else, makes a crack house a crack home. You have to feel rooted, safe and secure, and this extends to your crackpipe.
The sign seems to suggest that "illegal drugs/transactions" are OK in their restrooms, at the bar, and near the pull-tab machines (goes without saying). The lounge, however... hey, bring the whole family.
That and doilies!
I actually stole the crack house/crack home from the Onion:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/338…
It did.
I bike past there often, and the clientele always freaked me out.