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1
A restaurant without a liquor license is going to do REAL WELL there. Same with retail. That strip is pretty rough, and there's nothing nice nearby.
2
400,000? That seems pretty cheap, even for a crack house!
3
It's not a crack house, it's a crack HOME.
4
One of the owners is a DEA agent? Seriously?
5
@3: Do they have a knit crackpipe cozy? I think that, above all else, makes a crack house a crack home. You have to feel rooted, safe and secure, and this extends to your crackpipe.
6
So we have a crack house (Rose Garden) and a whore house (Exotic Tan) right next door to each other. They had so much potential. Tragic.
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@5
That and doilies!
I actually stole the crack house/crack home from the Onion:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/338…
8
I thought X-otic Tan went out of business?
9
You know, in east WA you get a Crack Mansion for that kind of money.
10
@8—

It did.
11
You wanna buy some crack?
12
My bandmates and I had a drink there once. It was beyond surreal.
13
The sign seems to suggest that "illegal drugs/transactions" are OK in their restrooms, at the bar, and near the pull-tab machines (goes without saying). The lounge, however... hey, bring the whole family.
14
Maybe there's a reason this guy isn't with the DEA any more?
15
They should hire the Swayze to come in and clean that joint the fuck up.
16
@14, where did you get the idea he's no longer a DEA agent? The post says "is".
17
The location is TERRIBLE. It doesn't have a parking lot (at least not out front), but isn't a short walk from anything else.

I bike past there often, and the clientele always freaked me out.
18
@14, I apologize for @16. The post says "is" but the article says "retired". I was wrong.

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