Blogs Apr 2, 2009 at 3:16 pm

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1
That is totally awesome.
2
praise Jesus
3
That's funny and all, but that image isn't helping. Timing is important here people.

Still, I wish I thought of that.
4
These are awesome.

But, there is the danger that as you open one, the sight Ratzie's face staring up at you might cause you to lose your boner.
5
Advertising Slogan: Buy two in case of a second coming.

Does the position of Benny's hands indicate the size of the condom?
6
Holy shit, I want. It'll go great with my bottle opener (or "Popener" as my mother and I refer to it as).
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@4 That's what makes these such an effective form of birth control!
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i was in paris two weeks ago and these were everywhere. i thought it was a more novelty kind of thing though, because the ones i saw were in english, not french. hmm.
9
Everyone should swing by Costco and get a gross of condoms to give to their Catholic friends.

It's a nice gesture, and with the tough economy, it's also stimulating.
10
Maybe Catholics who disagree with the Pope will start putting condoms into the collection basket at mass.
11
I love this.
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ooh, I like Heather's idea!
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@10 and @12 -- it should at least cut down the STD infection rates among altar boys
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P.S. @5 that's hilarious!
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@10 - I am totally actually going to go to mass this Sunday just so I can do that.
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Hmm, let's see. Gays are obsessed with orgies and bad fashion and inserting things into their asses and scaring the bejesus out of religious people. What is this movie telling me that I couldn't already learn by reading the emails from the American Family Association?
17
@6 and whoever...

Funny thing... I've always referred to bottle openers as "church keys"
My mom, a fairly devout christian, has always called the one bottle opener she has a "church key" I even looked it up on wikipedia and it's there.
I've always liked the term since it's so... ironical? But I never really though about where it came from.
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But remember kids, don't flush your used Ratzingers down the toilet, it might cause a clog.
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#5
I thought it was an ad for a Subway sandwich.
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Catholic Clergy can't wear condoms so they have been renamed "Vest Mints" They have a nice minty flavor and come in Ecclesastic White, Cardinal Red, Monk Brown and Bishop-prick purple!
21
The pope like his little boys bare back so of course he will denonounce rubbers.

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