Blogs Jan 21, 2009 at 2:58 pm

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Hint: It's shaped like a penis.
2
Meaning once you know his arousal triggers you can hurry him the hell up.
3
Charles, are you incapable of posting anything that doesn't contain a question mark?
4
my arousal trigger is Dick Cheney in a wheelchair now.
5
Ladies, I wrote the article.
6
It's been a running joke for decades that each issue of Cosmo has an article spilling the "secret" that you can arouse a man by putting his dick in your mouth. These days they add a little digital stimulation to the mix and call it fresh news.
7
Maybe, we should get Dan's thoughts on this all important subject?
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Yeah. Like being touched.
10
Boobs.
11
i read this in cosmo once:

q: what's the best way to give a hand job?
a: use your mouth

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You know, like children's toys on the lawn.
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@12: Too soon, dude.
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Grab and tug
15
Triggers? Are we talkin' Roy Rogers here?
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Arousal triggers?

hmmmm, if you bring a tin of bag balm, some pork rinds and an ewok costume, then promise a rousing match of candyland and blast some obscure Vietnamese surf music, rowrrr I'm all yours baby.
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Fuck Doubling His Pleasure! He should be reading up on Doubling Her Pleasure.
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I agree with #2. "Double his satisfaction" means "Get him off of you and snoring twice as fast."
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I wouldn't know what a guy felt, but I can tell from my bf's face that he likes it XP It's better for the girl though. For guys it doesn't feel any different if they're a virgin, for girls it can hurt and bleed at first, but then it feels really good. Btw if you do it and have problems getting an orgasm, hold your breath. It helps a lot as weird as it sounds.....
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"My wife's magazines have all these articles about how to have an orgasm. What's so hard about it? Bam! There, I just had another one."
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Breezes? Sultry looks?

I JIZZ IN MY PANTS!!!
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@10- Succinct and the 11th Commandement.

Sex for me feels like me jerking me off while I watch Gianna Michaels (Seattle native!) get nailed (and that huge rack a flopping all willy-nilly).

I could have sex with my girlfriend if GOD hadn't "found" her seven months ago.
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If you need to arouse a man...

Ladies- it's between your legs.

Please wait...

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