Blogs Jan 16, 2009 at 9:47 pm

Product Recall of the Week

Dan Savage
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Fucking lawyers ruin everything.
on January 16, 2009 at 10:11 PM Report this
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I, for one, intend to follow the advice of keeping my uterus away from children.
on January 16, 2009 at 10:18 PM Report this
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Sometimes I do want to opt out of my uterus...
on January 16, 2009 at 10:19 PM Report this
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I have a long list of highly inappropriate comments here.
on January 16, 2009 at 10:37 PM Report this
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The companies main page is as funny:

http://www.iheartguts.com/

Uterus NO! Other organs yes!

on January 16, 2009 at 10:52 PM Report this
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Uteri are great. They make stuff like this:

http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/01Aman…

on January 16, 2009 at 11:54 PM Report this
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The thought of some small child choking on my ovaries is somewhat horrifying.

Okay, it's really horrifying.
on January 17, 2009 at 12:03 AM Report this
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Are you fucking kidding me?
on January 17, 2009 at 12:16 AM Report this
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God, I wish I could opt out of my uterus.
on January 17, 2009 at 12:41 AM Report this
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I bought this for my mom for Christmas since she just had hers removed due to some fun fun cancer. She said they would have to pry this uterus from her cold dead hands. They did give us a 15% off coupon for opting out. We're thinking about getting a gallbladder since she doesn't have one of those too.
on January 17, 2009 at 5:30 AM Report this
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I wish to keep my beloved uterus...and yours too, if you can spare it.
on January 17, 2009 at 9:12 AM Report this
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I can understand the kitsch value of owning a stuffed uterus, but who buys one of these for a child? Huh?
on January 17, 2009 at 9:53 AM Report this
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I would totally get that for my kid. If it wasn't for the choking hazard.
on January 17, 2009 at 4:13 PM Report this
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still not quite as cool as the petri dish giant microbes:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/clearance/on-sa…

they also have regular giant microbes...
on January 17, 2009 at 5:13 PM Report this
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Aw dammit! Now I want a plush uterus. I never knew they existed and now that I do, I can't have one. I wonder if there's some way I can get a black market plush uterus. I guess I'll just have to make my own, like some amateur crappy plush Frankenstein.
on January 17, 2009 at 9:43 PM Report this

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