Though the government has refrained from arresting the principal leaders of the opposition, the category of people it has pursued has grown broader over time. While a number of well-known reformists were detained shortly after the contested presidential election in June, the ranks of those imprisoned now include artists, photographers, children’s rights advocates, women’s rights activists, students and scores of journalists. Iran now has more journalists in prison than any other country in the world, with at least 65 in custody, according to Reporters Without Borders.
Only two days until the anniversary of the Iranian Revolution...
...come on, give me water dessert!
Mashable has the story on Google's latest attempt to turn Gmail into a social networking hub: Google Buzz. It's kind of confusing:
So, apparently, it's like Twitter, Google Wave, and Facebook all at once in your e-mail, and you can connect to Twitter (but not Facebok) with it. It remains to be seen if yet another interface is what the internet needs, but Google at least has an enormous captive audience. You can try Google Buzz right now; it's live in your Gmail.
Meet Matthew Cooke, a Stranger reader who has vowed to do everything The Stranger suggests for the entire month of February. Look for his reports daily on Slog. —Eds.
Contemplating an event like last night’s film festival at Re-bar, I am reminded again of the incredible breadth of human endeavor. Our endless curiosity drives us into the deepest, darkest corners of the psyche, and before you know it, Herve Villechaize is dry-humping Danny Elfman’s sister-in-law while a man in his underwear floats above them holding lit candles between his toes.

You know you’re in for some wild shit when Kelly O recommends it, and I wish I’d had the energy to be there for the whole thing; no doubt, I missed some seriously bizarre cinema. But it was a Monday night and after working all day, not to mention a long week of Stranger-recommended events, I didn’t have much left.
Nevertheless, I soldiered on downtown, ordered a drink, and watched the crazy happen for an hour or so. As fate would have it, I got there right at the beginning of the Villechaize opus, “Forbidden Zone,” and while the parade of lunacy unfolded onscreen, I had a recurring sense of déjà vu. I couldn’t tell if it was the guy in the giant frog costume or the horny Grandpa wearing a propeller beanie, but something was undeniably familiar.
Then Danny Elfman showed up (as the Devil, natch), and it was all clear to me. I was once a pretty big Elfman fan you see, and was aware of this movie even though I didn’t recognize it from the title. Now that I have finally seen it, I am fulfilled. Praise the Lord!
So yes, I approve of last night’s recommendation, despite the Monday night aspect. What the hell else is there to do on a Monday? I suppose The Stranger could recommend sitting on your ass and recovering from the Super Bowl, but wouldn’t you rather watch a boy who thinks he’s a chicken be decapitated, only to have his still-living head grow wings and offer additional plot commentary?
Of course you would.
Theater
Kyle Loven, a recent transplant from Minneapolis, has brought his gorgeous and brooding puppetry to Seattle—lucky us. Loven uses finger puppets, marionettes, shadow puppets, video projections, and household objects to tell his story about a dying old man and his fraying memory. Lewis's aesthetic is equal parts Edward Gorey, Samuel Beckett, and Czech surrealism, and even when its narrative jumps the rails into total obscurity, his stage pictures (and surprising use of household materials) are a joy to watch. (Annex Theatre, 1100 E Pike St, 800-838-3006. 8 pm, $10.)
BRENDAN KILEYThe health department has shut down Bamboo Garden in Bellevue (note: not vegetarian favorite Bamboo Garden in lower Queen Anne, which has different ownership) for this slew of violations:
Potentially hazardous foods at unsafe temperatures
Improper cooling of potentially hazardous foods
Foods not protected from cross contamination
Poor personal hygiene
Handwashing facility unavailable
Toxic items not properly stored
Equipment/utensils not properly sanitized
Updates on reopening (and future closures, shudder) may be found over here.
Remember that Super Bowl ad for the Air Force Reserve? The one that looked like a Mountain Dew commercial set to an elevator-cheese cover of "Fell in Love with a Girl"? Remember how everybody was all "the White Stripes gave the Air Force permission to use a shitty version of their song for a Super Bowl ad? What the fuck?"
Turns out the White Stripes didn't give anyone permission to use a shitty version of their song for a Super Bowl ad.
The Air Force Reserve was unavailable for comment.
The problem isn't what we're feeding our kids. The problem is what we're feeding ourselves. Adults are reluctant to make "better, healthy choices" for their kids because they don't want to make better, healthier choices for themselves. Kids aren't going to eat fresh fruits and vegetables, and opt for skim milk or water with meals, so long as mom and dad are sitting there scarfing down bags of chips and sucking down Cokes.
And people aren't going to make better choices so long as we're subsidizing the production of cheap, sugary, crap snack-and-fast foods. Soda should be taxed like alcohol and snack-and-fast foods should be taxed like cigarettes, i.e. not so heavily taxed that they're completely out of reach (people still drink, people still smoke), but taxed heavily enough that people can't afford to live on corn syrup and crap.
Anyway, the White House launched its "fight against childhood obesity" today—and somewhere Sarah Palin is preparing two-pronged attack—a Tweet and a Facebook status update—denouncing the White House's efforts as a hopey, changey socialist plot to indoctrinate our children and destroy our country by preventing American children from developing adult-onset diabetes in their early teens like God intended. And when the predictable and imbecilic attack comes the Democrats will stand there helplessly with their dicks in their hands.

At Third Place Ravenna, Christina Dudley reads from her novel Mourning Becomes Cassandra. It's about a Christian who moves in with some friends and decides to mentor a "prickly, dog-whispering 15-year-old." If you are a prickly 15-year-old—dog-whispering or not—you might want to go to Secret Garden Books tonight. Heather Brewer reads from The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod: Eleventh Grade Burns, which is the fourth installment in a young adult vampire series. No, not that young adult vampire series.
Geoffery Canada reads at Kane Hall. Canada, the President and CEO of the Harlem Children's Zone, wants to completely revive inner cities all at once. Oddly, this is the same debate that takes place in the French action movie District 13: Ultimatum, which is now playing at the Varsity.
The reading of the night, though, is at Town Hall. Garry Wills is a big damn deal. Bomb Power: The Modern Presidency and the National Security State looks at the office of the president and how it's become over-reliant on nuclear weaponry.
The full readings calendar, including the next week or so, is here. And if you're planning on staying in and you're looking for personalized book recommendations, feel free to tell me the books you like and ask me what to read next over at Questionland.
A few weeks ago I wrote about the premiere performances of Olivier Wevers's new dance company, Whim W'him, at On the Boards; I was unimpressed (and very much in the minority).
Sunday a new strain of commentary popped up on the subject: Spectrum choreographer Donald Byrd wondered on his blog about how Wevers's use of women in the piece changed if you knew (as some in the audience did; all you had to do to know was follow dance in Seattle) that the woman in question—who was humped, then stuffed in a trash can—was Wevers's ex-wife, and that the humper was Wevers's current husband. (Via Jeremy Barker.)
Byrd ultimately comes down on the side that this does not really feed into whether the dance was good or not, but he sure spends some time teasing it out before he does—referring to other choreographers, including Bill T. Jones, for whom biography has been an important factor (and for which he's been roundly criticized). And Byrd raises the important point that "the non-aesthetic" and the "aesthetic" continue to enjoy a terrifically uncomfortable relationship—much more uncomfortable, surely, than a dancer and the ex-husband choreographer whose company she willingly performs with.
I'm not a purist by any means. The aesthetic and the non-aesthetic are like crazy lovers: nobody else can do to them what they can do to each other.
But in this case I left the biography alone for a simple reason: For me Wevers's symbolism wasn't nuanced enough to analyze in the first place, let alone to follow its trail of crumbs into the murky zone of biography.
In other words, the lady being humped and the lady being trashed did not affect me either way because they were poetically DOA. Stuffing a lady in the trash in an affecting way would be a topic of conversation: Maybe it's misogynist, maybe not—depends entirely on the context.
That's a level of analysis it's unnecessary to do unless certain basics are met.
Here's what I did write about gender and Wevers's choreography, in case you want to take another look.
After the performance, I was part of a KUOW conversation about it next door at the Sitting Room that included Wevers. Bizarrely, when I asked him how one of the dances was different when it was set on a man and a woman rather than, as in a previous incarnation, on two women, he told me the gender didn't make any difference. When I expressed disbelief (haven't we established that colorblindness/genderblindness are nothing more than forms of intellectual and imaginative disability?), he informed me that his definition of gender must simply be more fluid than mine. Hmm. I will take that challenge, Mr. Wevers, and we should discuss it further. I shall wear pants. But in the meantime, this exchange raised yet another unflattering aspect to the performance: The female dancers had plenty to do, but the character of what they did felt limited, under-explored, off. Wevers felt a little like a novelist who can't quite write women, or who isn't that interested in trying. The flip side of this is that Wevers's choreographic focus on men (as well as, recently, PNB's) is marvelous, and especially so given ballet's history of focusing on the ladies. In dance, as in the world, we've only just begun to figure out what men and women can really do, rather than what we thought they were capable of. I want more of that. A partly improvised male solo in the middle of the evening's Mozartean selection (this piece to a segment of the Requiem) was stunning.
...and now that everyone knows where you are, and now that everyone knows what your new name is, and now that you're granting ambush interviews to KIRO News...

...maybe now you can let your hair grow back? The shaved head and the scraggly beard isn't much a disguise, Alex, and the look doesn't suit you.
*Or this will be hanging this weekend at the Seattle Print Fair at Davidson Galleries.
This one's for Charles. Some people are city people, some people are country people. City people and country people have very different feelings about trains. They also, presumably, have very different feelings about Daumier.
It is difficult, as a reasonably intelligent female, to see an unreasonably unintelligent female—Sarah Palin—skyrocketed to a national platform and be taken somewhat seriously. Especially when reading articles like this, via TPM:
Citing a column by Pat Buchanan that clearly argues against conflict with Iran, Sarah Palin on Sunday suggested that a war with Iran would be good policy and a boon for President Obama's 2012 reelection hopes.Buchanan's column, "Will Obama Play The War Card?" was a rebuttal of Daniel Pipes call last week for Obama to bomb Iran to save his presidency. "Will Obama cynically yield to temptation, play the war card and make 'conservatives swoon,' in Pipes' phrase, to save himself and his party?" Buchanan writes.
...But during an interview with Fox's Chris Wallace in which she cited the Buchanan column, Palin spoke approvingly of the "bomb Iran" idea.
But what's more difficult to articulate is how much I appreciate her megaphone stupidity. I'm not talking about the entertainment I get from watching her questionably charming, faintly attractive, batshit insane personality interact with smart people on live television. I think she might actually be doing a great thing for women in politics by playing the clown.
At her nominating hearing to secretary of state, Clinton advocated that American leadership needed a break from the Bush years—they needed smart power: “We must use what has been called 'smart power': the full range of tools at our disposal — diplomatic, economic, military, political, legal, and cultural — picking the right tool, or combination of tools, for each situation."
Clinton needs a full range of tools in order to do her job effectively, and Palin is one such tool. People like Palin confuse politics with celebrity. She quit her real job for a career of being interviewed on topics of which she has no working knowledge. She's a caricature who can't be taken seriously. And she's happy in the spotlight, and the people who adore her are happy—they have a figurehead and perhaps a renewed interest in following the news through a new pair of dead eyes and optimistic lipstick. And maybe she'll try to take over the world someday, but she'll need to figure out where Russia is first, so that buys us time. Meanwhile, women like Hilary Clinton are able to do their jobs without having to deal with the pantsuit comments, the she-goat insults, the magnified lense of sexism that pervaded the primaries under the guise of covering the candidates.
It's hard to root for a stupid woman on a public platform, but I find myself doing it daily when I see Palin's name in the news. And then I smile, because if labeling global warming studies "snake oil science" and crying out who will save my Down Syndrome baby from the death panels of nationalized health care?! positions her in a way to deflect sexist criticism from smart women like Clinton, then by god, someone please buy her a camo bikini, throw a dozen cameras in her face, and ask her take on affirmative action programs turning white Anglo-Saxon men into an endangered species.
I would love to hear her expert opinion.
...to build new urban parks, can we please start making plans to build—and then actually build—a skatepark in one of these new parks? People who live on Capitol Hill who skateboard—and people who live on Capitol Hill whose, ahem, children skateboard—don't have a goddamn skatepark. Capitol Hill is the most densely populated neighborhood in the city, lots of skateboarders live on Capitol Hill, lots of kids who skateboard live on Capitol Hill, and Capitol Hill's skateboarders shouldn't have to schlep—or be schlepped—to Seattle Center or Greenlake to get to a skatepark.
The space right behind the Seattle Asian Art Museum isn't particularly lovely, is in shadow for most of the day, and is usually deserted. How about there? How about building a half-acre skatepark in the seven-acre Cal Anderson Park?
So... it turns out that the federal judge overseeing the Prop 8 trial in San Francisco is... gay. The haters at NOM aren't happy because as everyone knows only straight people can be impartial when it comes to issues like gay marriage because straight people are scrupulously fair at all times, of course, and if we've learned anything from the Prop 8 trial so far, geez, it's that no straight person has ever harbored an irrational, anti-gay bias.
This is an antidote to the Super Bowl:
Feb. 9 — South African construction stocks were raised to “neutral” from “underweight” at JPMorgan Chase & Co., which cited “compelling” valuations.“The South Africa construction sector has significantly underperformed the equity-market recovery since March 2009 and we believe that the cycle for the sector is at, or very close to, the bottom,” analysts Deanne Gordon and Ayan Ghosh wrote in a note to clients today. “Construction-sector valuations are compelling and appear to be pricing in a worst-case scenario.”
The 12-member FTSE/JSE Africa Construction & Building Materials Index rose 0.3 percent to 48.98 as of 1:05 p.m. in Johannesburg, and trades at 7.94 times earnings. The shares have dropped 7.5 percent this year, compared with a 5.3 percent slide in the broader FTSE/JSE Africa All Share Index, which trades at 22.81 times earnings.
A passage from the Bible of economic reason:
Hand in hand with this centralization, or this expropriation of many capitalists by few, develop, on an ever-extending scale, the co-operative form of the labor-process, the conscious technical application of science, the methodical cultivation of the soil, the transformation of the instruments of labor into instruments of labor only usable in common, the economizing of all means of production by their use as means of production of combined, socialized labor, the entanglement of all peoples in the net of the world-market, and with this, the international character of the capitalistic regime.
The Mudedes in Jozi are as entangled as the Mudedes in Seattle.
A Month in Rubble: Haitian man rescued four weeks after earthquake.
Fatal Pain at the Pump: 50-something Seattle man shot dead behind the wheel of his truck at a First Hill gas station.
Mystery Fumes: Wenatchee woman left disabled after weird U.S. Airways flight.
Oy Vey: Mumps outbreak hits Orthodox Jews in New York.
Dear Diary, I'm Dumb: Alleged Seattle car thief found with a diary of her crimes.
Involuntary Manslaughter: The criminal charge against Michael Jackson's doctor.
Vote Today: Yes on the School Levies.
In closing, some help for flat coiffures.
Except, probably, by Gertrude Stein...and actually maybe many others. And yet.
Picasso is coming to SAM. In the fall.
That's fine.
It's no big deal.
JK! Whenever Picasso paintings travel in groups of 75, it counts. However, this is all coming from the Paris Picasso Museum, which doesn't have the ones you can't think about Picasso without. Still—it's another SAM blockbuster.
Press release after the jump. These paintings are coming (and more paintings that are coming on the jump!).

We supported the mayor with gusto, and despite some howls of criticism that he's botched this or that, he's only been in office for 39 days. Judging his performance as mayor after this blip of time would be absurd. That said, Jesus hominy in my pozole this man holds a lot of town halls. Town halls to discuss the campaign, town halls to talk about transition, town halls to consider youth and families, and now public hearings to discuss the police chief. I'm beginning to wonder if he can get dressed for work without vetting his wardrobe in a community center.
To gather input for the police chief search, McGinn and the search committee are holding three town halls—granted, the search for a police chief should be done with the utmost transparency—this month. They are: Wednesday, February 10 at the Northgate Community Center; Wednesday, February 17 at Franklin High School; and Friday, February 26, at New Holly Gathering Center. They all begin at 5:30 p.m.
Posted by news intern Sarah Anne Lloyd
The First Hill Streetcar is coming, and the first of three community open houses this year is today at 4:00 p.m. Just in time, the City of Seattle has released the latest information on the First Hill Streetcar project, including maps of the six alignment alternatives currently under consideration, traffic and accessibility studies, and bicycle integration information (here's my summary of December's public meetings).
You have three opportunities to give your input on this BITCH. Meeting locations and times after the jump.
From right now until 2 p.m., Denny's is giving a free Grand Slam breakfast to everyone in America patient enough to wait in a very long line for a free Grand Slam breakfast at Denny's.
David Schmader went and experienced the bounty last February:
Flowing past slowly but steadily was a stream of sated customers, freshly stuffed with free Grand Slams and staggering out full and happy and lightly dazzled by their good fortune. "I didn't have to pay a thing, man!" came a shout from within a group of bleary-eyed guys in sports jerseys, passing the just-parked car with the boomin' system spitting out another batch of high-school lunch-breakers to join the line. Close to the entryway, a fellow patron—unidentifiably punk or homeless or both or neither—smoked marijuana discreetly.
UPDATE: The Denny's that was in SODO is no longer a Denny's. The nearest Denny's is at Aurora and North 155th Street in Shoreline. Have at it.
This is your Stranger Slog Absolut Interior Illusions Joanna Fabrics Olive Garden open thread, people! And may the best commenter... WIN! My only comment this week: we spend so much time with the girls as boys in the workroom that I can't tell who's who when they're girls.
Discuss.