From SuttonBeresCuller.

A government commission in Ireland released a report today detailing decades of child abuse in Dublin—most involving rape and sexual abuse—perpetrated by Catholic priests and covered by leaders of the Catholic Church. This stuff isn't ancient history: the report covers the period from 1975 to 2004. Let's meet the guys who were in charge, princes of the Church, men drawn from the same scummy pool of celibates and reactionaries who want to dictate the reproductive choices of American women, Catholic or not, and are working so hard to deny civil rights—not religious rites—to openly gay men and women, Catholic or not. It's a rogue's gallery:
Where individual Archbishops of Dublin were concerned it found that Archbishop John Charles McQuaid—who held office from 1940 to 1972—did not apply canon law where such allegations were concerned, though he was familiar with its requirements. His dealings with Fr Edmondus in 1960 “were aimed at the avoidance of scandal and showed no concern for the welfare of children.”Archbishop Dermot Ryan—who held office from 1972 to 1984—“failed to properly investigate complaints” against any of the six priests dealt with by the Commission from his period in office. “He also ignored the advice given by a psychiatrist in the case of another priest (Fr Henry Moore) that he had placed in a parish setting.” It found that Fr Moore was subsequently convicted of a serious assault on a young teenager while working as a parish curate. Archbishop Ryan also seemed to have adopted “a deliberate policy” to ensure that knowledge of problems involving accused priests “was as restricted as possible.” This resulted “in a disastrous lack of co-ordination in responding to problems.”
Archbishop Kevin McNamara—who held office from 1984 to 1987—restored to ministry a priest, Fr Bill Carney, despite his having pleaded guilty to charges of child sex abuse in 1983 and despite suspicions about him where “numerous” other children were concerned. Fr Carney has since been laicized. Archbishop McNamara also appointed Fr Ivan Payne, also since laicized, as Vice-Officialis of the Marriage Tribunal in Dublin even though Archbishop Ryan had previously refused to do so. It was Archbishop McNamara who was first to take out insurance against possible claims for child abuse. He did so in March 1987 and all Catholic dioceses on the island of Ireland followed suit, excepting one.
Cardinal Desmond Connell, who held office as Archbishop from 1988 to April 2004, “was slow to recognise the seriousness of the situation” on assuming office. He was “over-reliant” on the advice of other people. While “clearly appalled by the abuse” it took him some time “to realize that it could not be dealt with by keeping it secret and protecting priests from normal civil processes.” He showed “little understanding of the overall plight of victims” some of whom found him “remote and aloof” and some “sympathetic and kind.” However, and “on the other hand he did take an active interest in their civil litigation against the Archdiocese and personally approved the defences which were filed by the Archdiocese.” Liability for injury and damage “was never admitted.” His strategies in civil cases, “while legally acceptable, often added to the hurt and grief of complainants.”
The report only covers the Catholic Archdiocese of Dublin, one big city, not all of Ireland. The Catholic church told the commission that its archbishops, bishops, and priests were all on "a learning curve" during the time period being investigated. Um... how steep is that learning curve exactly? How long does it take men of God—men who hear other peoples' confessions—to conclude that raping children is really, really, really wrong? How many decades exactly? The commission told the church that “it did not accept” as "true" its claim about learning curves, which is commission-speak for, "Shut the fuck up you lying sacks of child-raping shit."
Homedinner Security Department Needed!: Reality TV hopefuls crashed the state dinner.
Chris Rumble and Warren McGaw: Australia's first legally viable same-sex union.
Man Dies: After Day Stuck Upside-Down in Cave.
Suspect Held in Philippines Killings: He's a powerful politician.
Gregoire's Proposal to Slash Health Care for Poor: Doesn't go through; in fact, care is expanded.
German General Resigns: After information is withheld that an airstrike in Afghanistan killed civilians. (Imagine if American generals behaved this way?)
Hearing Starts Monday: For Fort Lewis soldier accused of killing two fellow soldiers, kidnapping their baby, and trying to dissolve their bodies with acid.
China Will Promise, Too: Less greenhouse gas.
A New Blue Created by Accident: At Oregon State.
Your Thanksgiving Trivia: Franksgiving in the Depression.
How Bad Is Your Travel?: Daily Beast ranks best and worst airports.
'Member this? Happy Thanksgiving!!!

A couple that wasn't invited crashed Obama's state dinner last night in honor of Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh.
Memo to all the prominent, pissed off Indian Americans who weren't invited—you clearly should have just walked on in.
Remember this? Here is Bellevue's version:

Just days after it opened, the scantily-clad baristas at Knotty Bodies in Bellevue are getting some steam from city officials.On Tuesday, city officials said they planned to shut down the business because it is not complying with city codes.
Code enforcement officers delivered two cease-and-desist orders. One said the stand's curb-side ad is in violation of the city's sign ordinance, and the other ordered the stand to close until the owner builds barriers around the drive-through lane.
"They told us if we continue to serve today, there is a $100 fine," said one barista.
The baristas appeared unaffected by the warning, however, as they continued to serve customers using the drive-through lane.
Just after 5 p.m., code enforcement officers returned to the stand and put up orange cones around the drive-through lane at the stand, effectively shutting it down.
The article goes on to say that area residents filled a Monday night City Council meeting to complain about Knotty Bodies, and that Deputy Mayor Claudia Balducci "suggest[ed] shaming customers by taking pictures of them and then posting the photos online."
Christ I'm glad I don't live in Bellevue. Also, they couldn't come up with a better name than Knotty Bodies?
h/t: Seattlepi.com

Why is it useless? It's a jokey book supposedly written by a Jewish mother who tells you what to do. For example: One page says "Do This: Make sure the kids take piano lessons," and the facing page reads "Not That: Let them learn anything that makes that rock and roll-type noise." Because Jewish mothers don't like rock and roll, get it?
Could anyone enjoy this book? I have no idea why anyone would want a book that poorly simulates a stereotypical Jewish mother experience. Unless it's one Jewish mother buying the book for another Jewish mother as a gag gift. In which case, the mother who receives the book as a gag gift will never read the book, because it is stupid. So, no. Nobody could enjoy this book.
Since it's a special magical holiday week, a whole buncha shit is opening today. And you know what? Some of it is really, really good.

Here's Sean Axmaker on Fantastic Mr. Fox:
Fantastic Mr. Fox is Anderson's most satisfying film since Rushmore, his funniest and his warmest. And it's the second movie this year more keyed to the child within adults than to children themselves. Whether kids will relate to Anderson's anxiety-ridden world is a fair question (I like to think they will), but even if they don't, his storybook-illustration images and elaborate cartoon-panel detail are a playtime delight in themselves.
And Brendan Kiley on Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans:
Except for a few uncomfortably long stares at reptiles (iguanas, alligators), Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans is only secretly a Werner Herzog movie. It feels, instead, like a screwball crime comedy for people who like their humor on the gallows side. (Which, I guess you could argue, is kinky enough to qualify as Herzogian.)
Andrew Wright is less enthused enthusmatized about The Road:
Arriving after delays and rumors of recuts, the long-awaited cinematic version comes off as a nonstarter—an honorable, respectful, well-acted adaptation that feels curiously inert. All the beats are there—with the exception of a few of the most notoriously grisly bits—but the chaos seems a little too orderly.
Also opening today: Red Cliff (Charles Mudede: "Horses, swords, more horses") and Ninja Assassin (review coming soon).
Find all our reviews and showtimes on the film page HERE.
Penny Arcade, the newly Fremont-based gamer-culture megalith, wants to add reality television to its list of conquests. The two-part pilot of PATV is part Penny Arcade primer, part vlog gamer manifesto, part tear-jerker, and part Leni-Riefenstahl-esque nerd-rally propaganda film—but with PSPs and Game Boys instead of torches.
Here's the WTF, for you non-nerds: Penny Arcade is a webcomic with four million monthly readers, responsible for such theoretical advancements as the Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory. (In equivalent readership units, that's approximately .22 NYTimeses, or four Slogs.)
So will PATV take off? Past performance is no indication of future results, but Penny Arcade is an almost magical success engine: In 2004, they started a gamer convention called PAX, and a few thousand people showed up. This year, attendance was over 60,000, and they filled the entire downtown convention center with awesome nerdery and indisputably seized the spiritual mantle of E3—and next year, they're adding another PAX, in Boston. In 2003, they started a charity called Child's Play with a mission of pure cuteness: getting video games to bored, sick kids in hospitals. So far it's raised over $5 million. And Penny Arcade just moved to new, bigger offices in Fremont. Why? They wanted enough room for a ping-pong arena with bleacher seating.
The Stranger Testing Department is Rob Lightner and Paul Hughes.
Congratulations to the good people of Vader, Washington (pop. 590), whose "boil-water" advisory ended today! Just in time for Thanksgiving. And congratulations to the state's water system for working most of the time.
OLYMPIA A boil-water advisory ended today for the City of Vader and Enchanted Valley water systems in Lewis County.
People served by the Vader and Enchanted Valley water systems no longer need to boil their drinking water.
The advisory was issued last week because of broken water pipes and a failed control system at the water treatment plant that forced the plant to be operated manually. Those factors created water quality concerns.
The pipes have been repaired and the control system has been fixed. Samples taken on Monday and Tuesday show the water is free of coliform bacteria and meets safe drinking water standards.
Tomorrow, when everyone does that go-around-the-table-and-tell-us-what-you're-thankful-for game, the people of Vader will know exactly what they're thankful for.
And me? I'm thankful for the town history of Vader on wikipedia.
Vader was originally named Little Falls and incorporated as such on Jaunary 12, 1906. The name was changed to Sopenah by the Northern Pacific Railway because there was already a Little Falls on their rail lines, Little Falls, Minnesota. The townspeople did not like the new name and petitioned the state legislature to change it to Toronto. A dispute then arose which was resolved by a compromise agreement to name the town after a German resident named Vader. The town name was changed to Vader by the legislature on March 25, 1913.Mr. Vader later moved to Florida.
What's the book? Vatican Hustle, by Greg Huston.
What's it about? It's a parody of blaxploitation movies. The story starts with pretty standard detective fare—missing girl, porn connection—and leads all the way to Rome, and to the Pope (who floats; he's reminiscent of like the bad guy in David Lynch's Dune movie.)
What's the art look like? It's kind of Ralph Steadman-y. Nice and messy and whorl-y. I like it a lot:

Do you recommend it? Yes. Blaxploitation parodies are definitely played out, but Houston has an alternative enough edge to his work that this book is visually and structurally interesting. I'm looking forward to seeing more work by him.
What's the next book? Things Undone, by Shane White.
What's it about? It's a comedy about a young man moving in with his girlfriend. As his relationship falls apart, he becomes a zombie. I think it's, like, an allegory or something.
What's the art look like? The art is the best thing about the book. It's slick, but not in a cloying way:

Do you recommend it? Not really. As an early work, it's interesting, but it's not a very good story on its own. The whole zombie thing becomes a viciously belabored metaphor by the end of the book. The story simply isn't as wise at it thinks it is.
What's the last book? Come after the jump and I'll tell you.
From your column this week: "...what do you think the chances are that a guy who blows strangers he meets online has an STI?"
Very low, if that individual cares enough about himself to go get tested regularly. I give blow jobs to guys I meet on-line, in line (supermarket, movies) and any place else I can meet them. I go to my doctor four times a year. I'm very honest about my activities and I am tested for everything. I take care of my health. Do not smoke, use drugs or drink alcohol. I go to the gym 4-5 times a week. So knock off the judgmental characterizations, fuck wad. I'm really sick of your holier-than-thou stance. God forbid you present all sides of an issue. Better to do just your usual job of offering one-dimensional cardboard advice.For once you actually do a column with gay questions (soooooo tired of hearing straight people whine)... and what do you do? Piss me off. Fuck you, Dan, you self-righteous prick.
Stupid Dan Thing Sucks
My response after the jump...
Slog Tipper Alex wants us to know that Wikileaks is in the process of publishing "over half a million US national text pager intercepts" from September 11th, 2001. They're publishing all of the texts sent from 3am, September 11th through 3 am September 12th in order. If you don't want to sift through page after page of raw data, The Guardian has a good rundown of the first few hours of leaks:
One message from a New York City official sent just minutes after the first attack said: "WTC has been hit by an airplane and a bomb." Another says: "It's reported that a US military helicopter circled the building then crashed into or next to the Pentagon." Later in the day, a message presciently says: "We are bombing Afghanistan."
This is going to give a huge jolt to 9/11 Truth groups, who will no doubt use these texts to continue to claim that, since people believed they heard bombs, there must have been bombs. They don't seem to remember how difficult it was to get information that day, or how panic affects rumors. They will take all these confused texts as gospel and weave them into their open-source documentaries. Expect to see a lot more from Truth groups in the next year.

Cue the moral outrage! This week Bethany Jean Clement writes about eating a blind steer she became rather fond of on her grandmother's ranch.
His lack of sight didn't concern anyone much, even him. He didn't bump into things or ever seem lost. His eyes were mesmerizing—not milky, but all mirrored, like a cat's eyes caught in a beam of light at night. A cow's pupils are big, and the expanse of mirror of the blind steer's eyes was considerable. You could stare into the blind steer's eyes all you wanted, for he liked to stand at the fence closest to the house. He was alone, and possibly bored, or waiting for the scraps that got thrown over the fence. I was pretty much grown, and I'd never named a cow in my life. I called him Ray Charles.
And what became of him? And why? How did he taste? Those and other questions answered HERE.

A frantic Courtney takes on Edward Norton (!) and Britney Spears (?!) in a series of sic-ridden, negligibly comprehensible internet screeds. Read all about it on Line Out (and pray for Frances Bean, who survived her father's suicide only to be saddled with the most embarrassing mom possible.)

Many bloggers have devoted themselves to uncovering all the factual inaccuracies in the book, and there are far too many to list here. Fewer critics have commented on Rogue's nasty tone. This book, ghost-written by a best-selling evangelical Christian author named Lynn Vincent, is a score settler and a blame passer.A more hateful book won't be published in 2009.
I compare and contrast Going Rogue with Al Gore's new book Our Choice. (Gore was in Seattle last week, and I share details from his reading, too.) Which book is better—Palin's or Gore's? You'll have to read Constant Reader to find out!
No one could have predicted that this outrageous claim would be made on Fox News:
You are probably aware that the city just elected two environmentalists named Mike—as mayor (Mike McGinn) and as city councilman (Mike O'Brien)—over candidates who were well-connected and better funded. How, exactly? Largely because of a ingenious ground game carried out by Sierra Club volunteers. Both men are former Sierra Club leaders. And Sierra Club knows how to organize. If you care about the environment, are looking for someplace to volunteer, and like talking about your ideas for the city with people in power, take note: Sierra Club is recruiting new volunteers. The volunteer recruitment event on Monday, November 30, will feature an appearance by O'Brien and other leaders.
According to the site:
Are you energized by the election results and fired up about the power of grassroots organizing? Do you want to help:• Lead the movement to create a renewable energy future and get Washington off coal;
• Build a sustainable transportation system; and
• Elect the next generation of progressive environmental champions?
All the info is here. (And the guy to contact if you have questions? Just so happens to be this guy.)
First there was the story of how some unhappy 43rd District constituents—labor people in particular—are threatening to work against House Speaker Frank Chopp when he runs for reelection next year. Then there was the video of Chopp explaining himself to upset constituents. Now comes the transcript of The Stranger's long interview with Chopp (a man who doesn't usually do long press interviews).
This is Part One, in which the speaker talks up his progressive record, explains the math as he sees it in Olympia, and promises to try to raise taxes in the upcoming legislative session in order to fund necessary state programs. More to come as the week goes on.
ELI SANDERS: Let's start here: The thing that obviously infuriated some labor leaders was the failure to pass and push the worker privacy bill, and I think that you’ve said that was a mistake, or at least I was told by some labor leaders that you’ve said that. And there were some other labor leaders who’ve complained that the budget this year was all cuts, and no increase in taxes.HOUSE SPEAKER FRANK CHOPP: Right. Well, let’s take the budget first. Because of Initiative 960, we could not—we did not have the votes to repeal that or amend 960. Because it’s an initiative, it’s in law for two years. It can’t be amended by the legislature without a two-thirds vote. I don’t have two thirds. I had 62. Now I’m down to 61. That’s it. So, constitutionally, there was no way of raising revenue other than a few fees. You could raise fees by 50 percent, and we did that, we had a number of fees that we did, including on one that we passed in the House—it didn’t pass in the Senate—the oil barrel fee. We were using that to do clean water projects. So, we did some revenue increases, but, you know, literally—I mean, you need two thirds to pass an amendment to an initiative.
A student at the University of Washington's Evans School of Public Affairs sent an email to the EvansLife listserv on Tuesday inviting everyone to a house party this weekend with a racially charged theme. The party, titled "FIREWATER FRIDAY: the indians take it back," elicited an outcry from students so loud that Dean Sandra Archibald has called a meeting this afternoon to put out the fire.
The event billed itself as a way to "celebrate the holiday with a little sensitivity." The invitation, which was also posted to an online forum, promises a pow wow, drum circle, sweat lodge, a vision quest, and a "march down the trail of tears to ravtav [?] before a new day dawns." But some may have been rubbed wrong by the accompanying photo:

"As a Native American in the Evans School, I would like to point out that the invitation description for this event is in poor taste, disrespectful, and reflects poorly on the Evans School," one of the students wrote. Dozens of emails followed, mostly critical of racist overtones, despite the attempt at humor. "I realize you were going for Southpark/Sarah Silverman style meta-bigotry as a method of exposing prejudice, but your mesage [sic] falls completely flat in it's attempt," another student wrote.
And another adds, "Despite how smart the senders of this invite THINK they are, they have only given us indication that they are at worst insensitive clods and at the very best perpetrators of a crass and sophomoric attempt at satire, which fell flat." The criticisms raged on from more students, including this one: "I can honestly say that I would NEVER find it funny for someone, particularly someone of a different race, to satirize hardships faced by my ethnic/racial group."
Dean Archibald herself posted to the list this morning inviting students to a forum at 1:30 p.m. Jason Smith, the assistant dean of students at the Evans School, which has 408 students, says Archibald is simply trying to bring a "professional" dialogue to the school, which grooms people for future work in public policy.
Naturally, Evans School spokeswoman Molly McCarthy tried to distance the school from the hubbub, saying neither the private house party nor the email list itself are officially sanctioned by the school. However, she acknowledges faculty got involved, "Because it is a listserv that had a lot of our people on it it’s called EvansLife." She adds, "A lot of things are unfortunate about the situation but it also opens up the door to have a good conversation."
(Once in a while, I take a new book with me to lunch and give it a half an hour or so to grab my attention. Lunch Date is my judgment on that speed-dating experience.)

Where'd you go? Po Dog.
What'd you eat? I had a Seattle dog ($5.75) and french fries ($3.50).
How was the food? It was good. Like you'd better expect from a $6 hot dog, the quality was top-notch. It was a beefy hot dog slathered in cream cheese and scallions on a grilled bun (the grilled bun was an extra-nice touch), and it was just about a perfect (if pricey) hot dog experience. The fries were kind of generic, though. Salty and hot and just the right kind of greasy, but not as great as the dog. Next time, I'll try the house-made chips (also $3.50). Jason Simpson on Twitter informs me that the peanut-butter dog is really good, too. But some sort of a lunch special would be much appreciated. While the dog and fries were more than filling, 10 bucks is a bit much.
What does your date say about itself? "How do you fall in love when you're afraid of the whole world? Yellow & Green is a story of love, sex, intimacy, food, family, friendship, betrayal, redemption and agoraphobia." The author is local and she was very nice on Twitter, so I thought I'd give the book a whirl.
Is there a representative quote? "My apartment is an older one bedroom, first door up a flight of stairs behind a front door that was supposed to be locked, but almost never was. The buzzer worked about as well as my social life, so lazy people on the second and third floors would use duct tape on the latch to keep it from locking."
Will you two end up in bed together? Well, I'm probably going to finish the book because agoraphobia is really interesting to me. And the first few pages are packed with interesting details of life with agoraphobia—Chen waits for five hours at a bus stop until a bus comes that's so underpopulated that she is guaranteed not to sit next to anybody, and she scours the internet for restaurants that are going out of business so that she can eat away from crowds of people. But I don't understand why Chen chose the co-writer she did. The writing here is atrocious. "Urinarily" is used as an adverb, for one, and ill-conceived sentences clunk into each other. I got about 20 pages into the book in spite of the writing. Combine that with a serious lack of editorial control—why is the entire book double-spaced? How did errors like "Belletown" get through any kind of a copy-editing process?—and you have a real mess.
If President Obama pronounced a blog post on health insurance reform to be a must-read, and then Rahm Emmanuel told senior White House staffers "not to come back" the next day if they hadn't read the post, would you make it your business to read the post too?
In honor of you-know-what tomorrow, let's revisit this old chestnut. Indian vs Turkey. Who will win?!

Weeks after firefighters doused blazes across Greenwood, the charred sites of almost a dozen arsons still pock the North Seattle neighborhood. Four restaurants, a coffeehouse, a theater, and a guitar shop have closed their doors. Several buildings are reduced to cinder. Now some business owners and neighbors are wondering if some of the damage could have been prevented.Kevin Todd Swalwell has been held in the King County Jail, charged with the crimes, since his arrest on November 13. He is scheduled for an arraignment hearing on December 1, facing 11 felony counts of arson and one count of burglary. However, court documents show that police had clues as early as this summer that Swalwell—a neighborhood fixture with a criminal record as a repeat arsonist—was the culprit...
"If he had been caught earlier, my restaurant would be open and we wouldn't have gone through all this construction and had the time loss," says Timur Leno, owner of the restaurant Olive You, which was struck on November 9. He's not blaming the police but, he says, "They had all the information on him and he slipped into the cracks and was not caught. It's just strange. The police must explain to us: How could this happen?"
The rest of the piece is HERE.