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Friday, January 9, 2009

This Is the Kind of Shit That Drives Me Crazy

Posted by Erica C. Barnett on Fri, Jan 9 at 1:03 PM

"To get to his job at a Eastside bagel shop, Joseph Aqui walks through the early-morning rain, past houses where toys are strewed across lawns, indicating that women may live inside.

These are Aqui's known triggers, the things that led him to commit more than two dozen rapes and attempted rapes, court records show."

No, no, no, no, no. The presence of toys on lawns didn't "lead" Joseph Aqui to rape two dozen women. His choice to rape two dozen women "led" him to rape two dozen women. There's certainly an argument to be had about whether sex offenders who've committed as many crimes as Aqui should be released into society virtually unmonitored, but it's hard to even begin that discussion when the act of rape is portrayed as passive. It's a fine line between toys causing rape and another common construction: "alcohol/the late hour/the way she was dressed/the fact that she's flirted led her to get raped."

Seattle P-I Officially Up For Sale; State's Oldest Newspaper May Go Online Only

Posted by Eli Sanders on Fri, Jan 9 at 12:25 PM

1327018943_9bb4720a66.jpgThe King 5 report was correct.

The Seattle P-I newspaper is being put up for sale. Steve Swartz, president of Hearst Newspaper Division, told the newsroom that Hearst Corp. is starting a 60-day process to find a buyer. If a buyer is not found, Swartz said, Hearst will pursue other options. The options include moving to a digital-only operation with a greatly reduced staff, or completely shutting down operations. In no case will Hearst continue to publish the P-I in printed form, Swartz said.

And, in no case will Hearst try to buy The Seattle Times—which is a huge gift to Frank Blethen:

Swartz said the company is not interested in attempting to purchase The Seattle Times.

And, in regard to the possibility that the P-I may go online only in the very likely event that it can't find a buyer: I recommended pretty much exactly that course of action in March of 2006 in The Stranger.

Also, to answer the comment questions about where Sam Machkovech's post about the Belo speculation went... I'd heard the same Belo rumor late last night, and checked it out this morning. The rumor that the sale of the P-I is linked to a Hearst Corp plan to purchase the Belo Corporation is not true, according to Belo spokesman Paul Fry, who told me this morning that he'd already fielded several other calls on the subject. (According to the Belo rumor I'd heard, Hearst wanted Belo for its TV properties, which include King 5—which would explain how King 5 got the P-I sale scoop. In order for such a deal to go through, Hearst would have to get rid of the P-I because of federal cross-ownership rules that prohibit a company from owning a television station and a newspaper in the same market. But, again, according to Belo Corportation: the rumor is not true.)

Seattle Poetry Chain 7: Susan Parr

Posted by Paul Constant on Fri, Jan 9 at 12:00 PM

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Last week on the Seattle Poetry Chain, we ran a beautiful poem by Crystal Curry. The comments turned into what this poetry blog referred to as "all out warfare," and Curry responded with class and intelligence. Yay for her!

And yay for Curry's next pick, Susan Parr. Here is what Curry had to say about picking Parr:

The next poet I'd like to induct into the chain is Susan Parr. I first became familiar with her work when she reviewed my boyfriend's book. I haven't read a whole lot of her work, but the few poems that I've read have really enchanted me. Heather McHugh picked two of her poems for the 2007 Best American Poetry, and as much as I tried not to like them (I was jealous), I just really couldn't help it. I didn't even throw the book across the room. People have called her work "witty" and "intelligent" and "meaningful" and whatnot — that part isn't as interesting to me, so much. It's what she does with language, metrics and rhyme that I admire — the obvious influence of her mentor, McHugh. I'm all in for the pretty package — the stylization, the quick turns. Parr's poems are dazzling — and if they're "meaningful," I guess that's even better. She just won a first book contest, by a pretty good press, so I must not be the only one who likes them. Anyway, she's probably going to be like the next big thing. And she makes good hamburgers.

In addition to that great introduction to Parr, I would be remiss if I didn't point out that if you abbreviate properly, her name is S.Parr, which is pretty cool, too. As mentioned above, Parr has a collection of poems called Pacific Shooter coming out in March from LSU Press. You can pre-order that book here. Here is Susan Parr's poem for the Poetry Chain:

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You can also read more of Susan Parr's poems (including, delightfully, one that is "To be read in the voice of Björk") here.

Many thanks to Susan Parr. Tune in next Friday at noon to see who she chooses to be the next link in the Seattle Poetry Chain.

Lunchtime Quickie

Posted by Kelly O on Fri, Jan 9 at 12:00 PM

MANTYHOSE: "It looks nice". Whooo-WHAT?! And what are the chances of
e-MANcipate actually "accelerating the acceptance of male pantyhose as a regular clothing item"? I need to know.

Slog Has a Twitter Account

Posted by Megan Seling on Fri, Jan 9 at 11:53 AM

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Follow us to get the latest breaking news about ricin, shootings, debates over which is grosser: ketchup water or milk crust, and whatever else we feel like twittering or tweeting or twatting or whatever.

Yay, Y2K!

re: Today in Edible Varmint

Posted by Brendan Kiley on Fri, Jan 9 at 11:45 AM

England, as Dave posted earlier this week, has been eating a lot of squirrel lately—now vegetarians can play along!

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From the Sun:

The new snack was picked by a panel of judges, including wacky celeb chef Heston Blumenthal, in Walkers’ Do Us A Flavour challenge.

Crisp lover Martyn Wright, 26, of Hednesford, near Birmingham, came up with the squirrel idea.

He said: “I wanted something unique.” Another five new flavours will be unveiled today.

Squirrel-eating died out in Britain in the 1800s, but toffs’ dinner parties have put it back on the menu.

Walkers insist no real Tufties were hurt in the making of the vegetarian crisps.

Dear God, please let this not be a joke. Also, will you please teleport a bag of Cajun squirrel chips to my desk? Thank you and amen.

Thanks to Gawker and Slog tipper Josh.

Boeing Layoffs Announced

Posted by Eli Sanders on Fri, Jan 9 at 11:43 AM

Some 4,500 jobs being cut, mostly in this state.

The Week in Geek

Posted by Anthony Hecht on Fri, Jan 9 at 11:40 AM

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Free the Music - Apple to remove DRM from all music on iTunes. Now you can play your iTunes-purchased tracks on your Zune! Oh, except your Zune broke.

In other DRM news, the FTC is having a Town Hall meeting in March about DRM, wherein they will surely take the concerns of regular people very seriously, and ignore the desires of the multi-billion dollar entertainment industry.

Afraid of the Light - That multi-billion dollar entertainment industry? Pussies. RIAA fights effort to broadcast file-sharing trial on the web.

The King is Dead, Long Live the King - Apple CEO Steve Jobs posts uncomfortably personal letter assuring the world he's not dying. T-shirts are produced. Apple's stock price still drops.

Trade Shows! - My god, two consumer electronics trade shows in one week!? Ooh, look at all the amazing new cameras, USB hubs, TVs, SD cards (I KNOW!), digital photo frames, sewing machines and zzzzzzzzzzzzzz. I hereby embargo the use of the phrase "hands-on" for the rest of the year. You heard me.

One actually interesting new product among all the dreck - The Palm Pre is getting glowing initial HANDS-ON reviews. iPhone killer? I predict: no.

The 21st Century President - Almost-President Obama is fighting with the Secret Service to keep his Blackerry. Until now, Presidents have had to give up email while in office, for fear of the public finding out what the President is up to. Obama, like any normal person, doesn't understand how to deal with his life without email.

article-1109082-02FD57B3000005DC-983_468x310_popup.jpgObamamobile - The new Cadillac One presidential limo is revealed. It's rocket-proof, chemical attack proof, and comes stocked with Obama-compatible blood and integrated tear gas cannons. 8 MPG.

Burger King (seriously) creates the most useful Facebook app yet - It's Whopper Sacrifice! Install the app, delete 10 Facebook friends, FREE WHOPPER! As a bonus, you get to stop being aware of what cute things the kids of people you never talked to in high school are doing.

And finally, some exciting Microsoft news. Despite rumors of massive layoffs, those wild Redmond kids are still reaching for new heights of marketing horribleness. The following is, I dare say, the most amazingly terrible thing that's ever been done by anyone, ever. No, not the public beta of Windows 7, it's worse. And it's real, I swear.

Command of the Day:
svn st | grep ? | sed ’s/^?[\t]*//;’ | xargs svn add

Eternal thanks to Week in Geek tipper John for the Songsmith link.

The Anti-Gay KKK Sues to Keep Its Hoods On

Posted by David Schmader on Fri, Jan 9 at 11:36 AM

CA's Mercury News reports:

Supporters of the November ballot measure that banned gay marriages in California have filed a lawsuit seeking to block their campaign finance records from public view, saying the reports have led to harassment of donors.

"No one should have to worry about getting a death threat because of the way he or she votes," said James Bopp Jr., an attorney representing two groups that supported Proposition 8, Protect Marriage.com and the National Organization for Marriage California. "This lawsuit will protect the right of all people to help support causes they agree with, without having to worry about harassment or threats."

The lawsuit, filed Wednesday in federal court in Sacramento, asks the court to order the secretary of state's office to remove all donations for the proposition from its Web site. It also asks the court to relieve the two groups and "all similarly situated persons" from having to meet the state's campaign disclosure requirements. That would include having to file a final report on Proposition 8 contributions at the end of January, as well as reports for any future campaigns the groups undertake.

As Towleroad reports, the move is (understandably) drawing ire from people who like democracy and stuff.

From Equality California:

This lawsuit could not be more hypocritical. During the Proposition 8 campaign, the very same groups who filed this legal challenge sent menacing letters to Equality California's donors, as well as corporations, labor unions, and individuals who stood up to discrimination and supported the No on 8 Campaign. Now they are calling themselves the victims.

And from Californians Against Hate:

These very contributors to the Yes on Prop 8 campaign have spent months gloating about their enormous contributions to take away the rights of a minority and write discrimination into the California Constitution. And now they want to keep these names secret? This is despicable.

Thanks for the heads-up, Towleroad.

Ballard High School Campus Locked Down

Posted by Jonah Spangenthal-Lee on Fri, Jan 9 at 11:27 AM

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Ballard High School's campus has been locked down after students spotted a man with a gun near the school.

Students told police that they'd seen a young Hispanic man with a chrome plated gun in an alleyway between the school and the neighboring Ballard pool.

I'll update as more info becomes available.

Calling Out Krugman

Posted by Eli Sanders on Fri, Jan 9 at 11:20 AM

Somewhat apropos of PC's comment here, and in response to Paul Krugman's column today saying that his economic stimulus falls short of what's needed, Barack Obama announces that he's open for ideas:

If Paul Krugman has a good idea in terms of how to spend money efficiently and effectively to jump-start the economy, then we're gonna do it.

One guess as to what Krugman's next column is about...

Television Is a Right

Posted by Dominic Holden on Fri, Jan 9 at 11:16 AM

And Obama's duty-bound to preserve it:

The countdown clock is ticking on the digital television transition and it is becoming increasingly clear that the nation will not be ready. Analog television broadcasts are scheduled to stop on Feb. 17 and, after that, only digital signals are to be available. Then millions of Americans who rely on analog TV sets and antennas must start using converter boxes that will allow them to receive digital signals, or see only a black screen.

In 2005, Congress devised a program meant to ensure that this transition would be smooth. But with 40 days to go, it is now clear that we are heading for a train wreck — unless Congress delays the transition for a few months to allow more time to prepare.

I'm conflicted on this. The idea that government—after years of preparation, public service announcements, and appropriations—must cater to the American living room as a portal to the swill of American broadcast is disappointing. I mean, have you seen television recently? But I'm a little out of touch with broadcast television viewers, I suppose; considering I got my analog TV for $20 at a garage sale and share a cable bill with five other people. I don't need the ethereal connection to the towers that loom over my house.

Is television a right? The airwaves are owned by the government—the people—but you've got to pay for a working television. If you only have a radio, you don't have a right to watch television at home. As analog sets become the extinct technology, you've got to pay to keep up.

But somewhere in the cockles of my callous heart, I'm concerned that the viewers hardest hit by the television conversion will be the poor and the uneducated. Although broadcast television is a subpar conduit for information—man, is it subpar—these folks are the least likely to have an alternative news source. Owning a computer and an internet connection, or having a paid subscription to the newspaper, is a privilege of class, income, etc. So perhaps the government should wait a while. Nonetheless, I'd be happier about the delay if the Obama Administration also were to push a program for $100 computers in every home and free wifi across every city.

"The Chop Suey Shooting Could Have Been Prevented"

Posted by Bethany Jean Clement on Fri, Jan 9 at 11:07 AM

From the mailbag:

To qualify what I'm about to say (which may upset some), let me point out that I have worked security for various nightclubs and events in Seattle off and on for over 12 years. I have also done bodyguard work for Afrika Bambaataa and former U.S. Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney. I also know some of the artists who were performing at Chop Suey that night.

Now, to my point: This tragedy could have been prevented.

The majority of club owners, promoters, and artists (with a handful of notable exceptions) still steadily refuse to bear witness and act upon simple steps that I and other nightclub security professionals have advocated for years, including:

1. Proper training of security staff. This cannot be stressed enough.

2. Some amount of investigation of potential safety issues, such as credible threats against guests and staff.

3. Maximizing opportunities to connect with the crowd and the performers on a personal level.

4. Holding firm to club rules and state law regardless, to whom or what; even if the offending party is "with the DJ," is "on the VIP guest list," is "the promoter's girlfriend," or whatever else they may claim.

It is also up to club owners, promoters, performers, and security team leaders to establish clear behavioral expectations for guests that are relatively uniform at every venue in the town.

Problems will continue spiral out of control so long as a "wait and see" attitude prevails. Staff and ownership must be pro-active instead of reactive. It is this pro-activity that will also help minimize negative experiences with law-enforcement and city leaders.

There are also larger societal issues we all need to face, but that's a longer and more complex conversation.

Greg

In this week's Stranger, Jonah Spangenthal-Lee and Dominic Holden look at the facts; Charles Mudede separates the music from the murder; Larry Mizell Jr. addresses the scene; and Mayor Greg Nickels says "Snitchin' Is Bitchin'!"

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Today The Stranger Suggests

Posted by The Stranger on Fri, Jan 9 at 11:00 AM

Music

Black Stax

The great singer Felicia Loud performs with the great rappers of Silent Lambs Project: Silas Blak and Jace ECAJ. What defines Loud, who is also an established actor, is her flawless command of the tones and textures of American soul. And what defines Silent Lambs Project, who’ve been recording music since the early ’90s, is their commitment to a hiphop that is complicated at the levels of ideas and expression, politics and language. Indeed: too black, too strong. (Electric Tea Garden, 1402 E Pike St, 568-3972. 9:30 pm, $5, all ages.)

CHARLES MUDEDE

Inaugural Address of the Day

Posted by Eli Sanders on Fri, Jan 9 at 10:45 AM

roosevelt.jpg In honor of today's announcement of a 7.2 percent unemployment rate nationwide, how about a little more FDR?

This is from his first inaugural address, delivered in 1933—which is that time period that everyone is referring to when they talk about now being the worst economic time since that other bad economic time. It's among the best inaugural addresses ever delivered, so, like Lincoln's second, it gets a bit of running room.

It's worth it, especially for the interesting take on American materialism that begins to take off in the jump:

I AM certain that my fellow Americans expect that on my induction into the Presidency I will address them with a candor and a decision which the present situation of our Nation impels. This is preeminently the time to speak the truth, the whole truth, frankly and boldly. Nor need we shrink from honestly facing conditions in our country today. This great Nation will endure as it has endured, will revive and will prosper. So, first of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself—nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance. In every dark hour of our national life a leadership of frankness and vigor has met with that understanding and support of the people themselves which is essential to victory. I am convinced that you will again give that support to leadership in these critical days.

In such a spirit on my part and on yours we face our common difficulties. They concern, thank God, only material things. Values have shrunken to fantastic levels; taxes have risen; our ability to pay has fallen; government of all kinds is faced by serious curtailment of income; the means of exchange are frozen in the currents of trade; the withered leaves of industrial enterprise lie on every side; farmers find no markets for their produce; the savings of many years in thousands of families are gone.

More important, a host of unemployed citizens face the grim problem of existence, and an equally great number toil with little return. Only a foolish optimist can deny the dark realities of the moment.

Continue reading "Inaugural Address of the Day" »

Sarah Palin Blames Everyone in the World for Her Stupidity

Posted by David Schmader on Fri, Jan 9 at 10:44 AM

If this is the start of her 2012 campaign (which is what it feels like), she's clearly trolling for the support of the type of righter-than-right fundamentalist wackos who'll believe the 1,001 deal-breakers in the Palin candidacy (including but not limited to home-state political corruption, meddling in police investigations, an obstinate failure to prepare herself for the campaign trail, and a gross lack of experience) were concocted wholly by the vast left-wing media conspiracy.

Good luck with that.

Blago Impeached

Posted by David Schmader on Fri, Jan 9 at 10:30 AM

It has been done.

Reading Tonight

Posted by Paul Constant on Fri, Jan 9 at 10:11 AM

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There's only one reading that I'm aware of tonight: the magazine Mare Nostrum, which focuses on "all things Mediterranean," is having a new issue release party at the Hugo House. There will be poets and tarot card readers and Mediterranean things like food (ham sandwiches, which don't seem very Mediterranean to me, but what do I know?) and since it's at the Hugo House, there will presumably be booze there, too. Ham and booze sound like a good time to me.

The full readings calendar, including the next week or so, is here.

Sen. Al Franken

Posted by Dan Savage on Fri, Jan 9 at 10:08 AM

Ladies and gentleman, the new senator from Minnesota... can really do Mick Jagger's strut.

And Minnesotans want Coleman to concede the election already. (Video via Atrios.)

Jesus Saves...

Posted by Dan Savage on Fri, Jan 9 at 10:06 AM

...Joe the Plumber.

The Match

Posted by Charles Mudede on Fri, Jan 9 at 10:03 AM

Of interest here is not the story...

An Australian woman accused of setting her husband's genitals on fire because she thought he was having an affair has been charged with murder.

Prosecutors said 44-year-old Rajini Narayan confessed to neighbors that she set her husband on fire on Dec. 8, 2008, after she saw him hug another woman.

She was initially charged with endangering life and arson but the charges were upgraded to murder after her 47-year-old husband, Satish Narayan, died from his injuries last week.

...but the this stock photo:
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Wow and wow.

This post owes everything to Rachel.

More Bad Luck

Posted by Dominic Holden on Fri, Jan 9 at 9:58 AM

Not since that last time a Bush left office has America had such bad luck. Unemployment, December numbers show, has hit a 16-year high:

With the recession in full swing, the nation’s employers shed 524,000 jobs in December, the government reported Friday, and a rapidly deteriorating economy promised more significant losses in the months ahead. December’s job losses brought the total for 2008 to 2.6 million, spanning a recession that started 12 months ago. [...]

“This is unprecedented,” said Mark Zandi, chief economist of Moody’s Economy.com. “It’s coast to coast. It’s everywhere. There’s really no refuge in this job market. There’s no safe place.”

Any moment now, conservative pundits will spin this as the result of unforeseeable circumstances—a rogue finance industry and perilous times. Or, like Fox News’s Dick Morris, they might even blame the recession on Barack Obama.

Stay Away, Dixieland

Posted by Brendan Kiley on Fri, Jan 9 at 9:50 AM

Never mind that Virginia was the birthplace of eight U.S. presidents. Or that it was here that representative democracy took its first fledgling steps in the New World. When Virginians learned that the U.S. Secret Service and other top officials had decided to bar personal vehicles from every bridge from the commonwealth into the District on Inauguration Day, many felt the underlying message to them was this: Drop dead.

... Maryland, in contrast, has no planned road closures.

The Secret Service calls it logistics, state representatives call bullshit, everyone starts talking about the Civil War again. (But when are they not talking about the Civil War in Virginia?)

Read the rest of the story here.

Footnote: Thinking back on this story about Virginia, Obama, and politics in the Great Dismal Swamp, I found these new facts:

Before and during the American Civil War, the Great Dismal Swamp was a hideout for runaway slaves from the surrounding area. Some people believe there were at least a thousand slaves living in the swamp. This was the subject of Dred: A Tale of the Great Dismal Swamp, Harriet Beecher Stowe's follow-on to Uncle Tom's Cabin.

As a young man, poet Robert Frost once traveled down from New England to the Dismal Swamp, with the suicidal intention of getting lost and perishing in the swamp as a reaction to a romantic disappointment. He was rescued by a party of hunters, and returned home; a few years later he married the young woman who had spurned him.

If you're going to choose a swamp to get lost and die in, the Great Dismal Swamp is an excellent choice.

Three Men Shot in Pioneer Square, Shots Fired In the U District

Posted by Jonah Spangenthal-Lee on Fri, Jan 9 at 9:29 AM

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Police are investigating yet another shooting after a gunman opened fire on a group of men in Pioneer Square early this morning.

Police say the group of men were walking on 1st and James when another man emerged from an alley, fired at the group and fled the scene.

Two of the victims suffered life threatening injuries but police say they are expected to survive. Another man suffered a "less serious" gunshot wound.

No arrests have been made.

Across town in the University District, officers were called to a bar in the 5500 block of University Way around 2 AM after several patrons got into a gun battle near the business.

Officers found a handgun stashed on top of a car tire and four .40 caliber shell casings in front of the bar. No one was injured or arrested.

The PI's Publisher Isn't Taking Questions From The PI's Reporters

Posted by Dan Savage on Fri, Jan 9 at 8:44 AM

And that seems like a bad sign.

The Seattle P-I's publisher hinted early Friday he would shed some light about a Thursday TV report that the paper would be put up for sale.

Contacted at home, editor and publisher Roger Oglesby said, "There's nothing I can tell you now. I will call you later today."

Oglesby would not say whether he plans to address the newsroom Friday. He declined to speak further.

 

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