My Mr. T hand towel, before Ted Nugent shot it with a crossbow.
A Republican/NRA/Romney thought bubble burst in my head and made me throw up in my mouth. Instead of swallowing it, I spit it into the toilet. But what came out of my mouth, wasn’t just normal mouth throw up, it was Ted Nugent. There, standing in the toilet, was the actual man, Ted Nugent—the Republican, gun loving, bow hunting, guitar playing Ted Nugent. He didn’t look surprised.