Slog - Comments on With the Election Finally Over...

Comment by ReverendZ

ReverendZ — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 13:52:19 -0800

Rumor has it that Woody Allen is stockpiling them for his next 15 films.

Comment by blank12357

blank12357 — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 13:53:04 -0800

I always thought she looked sorta plastic.

Comment by Hernandez

Hernandez — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 13:53:53 -0800

What we need is a Scarlett Johansson Real Doll. Seriously, there's millions to be made.

Ask yourself, "would I fuck a sex doll that realistically resembles Scarlett Johansson?" If you're a straight man and your answer is "no", then you're lying.

Comment by paulus

paulus — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 13:58:38 -0800

more of a thora birch man, myself.

Comment by Fnarf

Fnarf — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:03:38 -0800

Mmm, Thora Birch.

Seriously, Scarlett Johansson is what, 25? The cloning would have had to have taken place 25 years ago. Clones start out as embryos, and develop normally; they don't just pop out of the test tube as fully-grown animals.

Comment by Chris in Tampa

Chris in Tampa — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:07:53 -0800

The Scarlett Johansson clone is also super-smart and invented a time machine to come back to our era.

Comment by Dougsf

Dougsf — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:08:37 -0800

That's the most interesting thing I've ever heard about Scarlett Johansen.

Comment by gcm

gcm — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:11:13 -0800

the new tv show fringe would suggest that its not too far out there to have clones who could rapidly be aged to maturity, and then have the growth process stopped. so that's obviously what's going on here.

Comment by Asa

Asa — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:21:26 -0800

Make that 17.

Comment by CryinLion

CryinLion — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:35:35 -0800

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain...

Comment by Original Monique

Original Monique — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:35:58 -0800

The FMT and I disagree on this. He says Scarlet is better looking that Angelina. I say no way, even though now Angelina is a baby factory.

Sloggers?

Comment by Vince

Vince — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:37:17 -0800

How much would one of those Longen Schloggin clones cost me?

Comment by Kevbar

Kevbar — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:39:23 -0800

Next up for bid on Strangercrombie: 90 minutes with Scarlett Johansson's clone...

Comment by Chamber of Commerce

Chamber of Commerce — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:39:34 -0800

I like that that letter sounds like it was written by Graham Roumieu's Bigfoot after he discovers the 9/11 Truth movement.

Comment by Asa

Asa — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:46:47 -0800

I've been thinking: I'd really be happier with a full 2 hours.

Time for a lil cuddlin'.

Comment by elenchos

elenchos — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 15:02:38 -0800

If cloning Scarlett Johansson is outlawed only outlaws will clone Scarlett Johansson.

Comment by Abby

Abby — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 15:03:21 -0800

My cousin was very good friends with Scarlett in elementary and middle school- does that mean the cloning process was started in Germany and then delivered to be raised in New York for some reason? Wouldn't Germany keep that?

Comment by Mary T

Mary T — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 15:15:33 -0800

@4 Paulus, I just fell a little in love with you.

Comment by Simac

Simac — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 15:31:34 -0800

Go to Denmark. Scarletts are a dime a dozen there, er, a crown a dozen there. Walking around in grocery stores and all that.

Comment by Damien

Damien — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 16:14:42 -0800

@3 I'd say no, and I wouldn't be lying.

Ask yourself this: "Would I want to stick my penis inside a lifeless piece of silicon that smelled like rubber, looked dead in the eyes, and doesn't react to what I'm doing to "her?"

Gross, dude.

Comment by Greg

Greg — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 16:49:26 -0800

I would like a Scarlett Johansson clone, please. Actually, make that two. Do you accept checks?