Chow With a New President, Comes a New Soda (Or Pop, Whichever you Prefer)
posted by November 10 at 12:39 PMon
Currently in local grocery stores, in time for the holidays:
I promise you, it looks much better than it tastes. The lovely, deep ruby color draws you in. You think “Something that pretty must be tasty, right?” Wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong. The label is as conflicted as I am about the product. It says it’s made of 100% natural flavors, yet it also claims to “contain no juice.” So the 100% natural flavor isn’t the flavor of pomegranate juice? What is it the flavor of? Red isn’t a natural flavor, but it sorta tastes like red. It doesn’t taste like natural pomegranate, that’s for sure.
You confuse me, Pomegranate 7-Up. Happy Holidays to you too. Bah, humbug.