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Well, it would be totally awesome.

Posted by Matthew | November 7, 2008 3:57 PM
2

Um, yes, there is one coming out and it has been in development for a while: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wonder_Woman#Live_action_film

But Megan Fox would be terrible in it.

Posted by N | November 7, 2008 4:07 PM
3

Megan Fox as Wonder Woman would be sweeeeeeeet, although I might spend most of the movie trying to restrain myself from jerking off in the theater.

Posted by Hernandez | November 7, 2008 4:07 PM
4

gross, the dude didn't even take the time to airbrush out her belly button. Or her goose bumps.

Posted by snakes | November 7, 2008 4:10 PM
5

Gay.

Posted by Mr. Poe | November 7, 2008 4:12 PM
6

Thing about this that are pathetic:


  1. Super hero movies
  2. And the way studios cash in on them
  3. Fanboys
  4. And the obsession that drives them to do mastubatory things with Photo-Shop
  5. And web sites
  6. Web buzz and the way it drives traffic to sites that conceal information to get very bored people to come back

OK I can see how this list could keep getting longer. "Not even close to reality" is also pathetic. Add that one. It's a pathetic fest. A pathetic-o-rama. Patheticaust.

Posted by elenchos | November 7, 2008 4:12 PM
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@6: You are missing the whole point. It's not supposed to be cool for YOU! It's supposed to be cool for US!

Please make a note of it.

Posted by Matthew | November 7, 2008 4:23 PM
8

Who the hell is Megan Fox? I was hoping Cobie Smulders (how i met your mother) would play her (and I hope it takes place during WW2),

Posted by elswinger | November 7, 2008 4:24 PM
9

It should be played by a dude, now that's groundbreaking.

Posted by CommonKnowledge | November 7, 2008 4:25 PM
10

Tranny Wonder-if-that's-a-Woman?? Yes!

That is a bad PS job. Blech.

Posted by Jeremy | November 7, 2008 4:33 PM
11

It sure would be cool if my Wonder Woman movie was for really real.

Posted by ringaling | November 7, 2008 4:38 PM
12

@8: Megan Fox was in Transformers. She's also Brian Austin Green's girlfriend. That is all she has ever done.

Posted by Aislinn | November 7, 2008 4:44 PM
13

Nice Callback.

Posted by Jeremy from Seattle | November 7, 2008 4:44 PM
14

Um.

I am speechless.

Wowza!

Posted by Will in Seattle | November 7, 2008 4:47 PM
15

I don't know who this Megan Fox person is, but she looks like a lame-o. How could she possibly be up to Wonder Woman standards!

Posted by Gillian Anderson | November 7, 2008 4:56 PM
16

You tell 'em, Scully!

Posted by Jeremy from Seattle | November 7, 2008 5:00 PM
17

She doesn't quite fit the part in my mind. I mean, wonder woman should be...amazon-ish, right?

And anyway, if they do a WW movie I would hope they wouldn't cut out all the paganism. That would be down right lame.

Posted by Arsenic7 | November 7, 2008 5:20 PM
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On the plus side, this little project probably kept this fan-boy so preoccupied this week, he no doubt forgot to crawl out of his mom's basement to vote.

Fan-boys are notoriously conservative, and given their unbridled attraction to strong, charismatic male authority-figures (strong, charismatic female authoristy-figures being merely objectified Madonna-whores), would no doubt have voted for McCain.

Posted by COMTE | November 7, 2008 7:30 PM

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