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Monday, November 10, 2008

Thank You, TV Commercials…

posted by on November 10 at 8:51 AM

…for teaching me everything I know about women.

Here’s hoping every one of those raging lady chocoholics grows up to be a sassy Grandma Horny.

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1

Those 3 ladies in the vibrating touch commercial actually need these because based on their acting performances they couldn't fake a believable orgasm if their lives depended on it.

Posted by Donut | November 10, 2008 9:03 AM
2

wait wait wait...can we compare these to hungry man commercials?

Posted by Bellevue Ave | November 10, 2008 9:04 AM
3

to bad this women dont ask a guy to fuck them, srsly its not like its hard

Posted by frede | November 10, 2008 9:23 AM
4

Bite me.

Posted by Spoogie | November 10, 2008 9:46 AM
5

I think it's funny they still call it a personal massager.

Posted by T-Bone | November 10, 2008 10:12 AM
6

And you just know they all like to shop 'til they drop!

Posted by Catalina Vel-DuRay | November 10, 2008 10:13 AM
7

It's not your grandmas dildo....oh wait, it is.

Posted by usterbrau | November 10, 2008 11:26 AM
8

only douchebags wear axe

Posted by Mathieu | November 10, 2008 2:17 PM
9

Like Orpheus and the maenads.

Posted by Fisti | November 10, 2008 10:12 PM

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