Comments on Stupid Marches On
Sadly, Spider-Man is properly spelled with a hyphen.
This is a big deal for Britishstan, Paul.
Those names should have commas between them, too. You'll have to take it up with stupid old Cap'n Fancy.
Am I nerd for noticing how close his name was to Jay Garrick? :(
if he's that stupid, we've probably dated.
Mmmm - and your oh so smug rationale for this post somehow NOT drawing attention to him would be....?
Christ, you're a moron.
Paul,
This would have worked a whole lot better if you'd started the not paying attention BEFORE writing a post giving him more attention.
Reminds me of Peter's boat on Family Guy -The S.S. More Powerful Than Superman, Batman, Spiderman, and the Incredible Hulk Put Together.
God, who in their right mind would wear that sweater? It looks like it's throwing him up.
must be from essex.
this means people will call him captain combined.
@ 6, 7. You're real bright ones, aren't you? Did you feel bad about how depressed Stephen Colbert was last night, too?
BA made me laugh out loud at work.
@12 - Stephen Colbert is a comedian, and a very funny one at that.
Paul Constant is a blog poster here, and a very shitty one at that.
I fail to see the connection. But thanks for trying.
here's the wonderful fark comments on it monday
This is no sillier than:
His Royal Highness Prince Charles Philip Arthur George, Prince of Wales, KG, KT, GCB, OM, AK, QSO, PC, ADC, Earl of Chester, Duke of Cornwall, Duke of Rothesay, Earl of Carrick, Baron of Renfrew, Lord of the Isles and Prince and Great Steward of Scotland.
KG - Knight of the Garter
KT - Knight of the Thistle (Scottish)
GCB - Knight Grand Cross of the Order of the Bath
OM - Order of Merit (most exclusiive order)
AK - Knight of the Order of Australia
QSO - Companion of the Queen's Service
PC - Privy Counsellor
ADC - Aide de Camp of the Queen
Kelly O and Ari Spool give stupid British kid can of Rize, stupid British kid drink Rize, freak out, Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined out, STUPID BRITISH KID BECOME CAPTAIN FANTASTIC FASTER THAN SUPERMAN SPIDERMAN BATMAN WOLVERINE HULK AND THE FLASH COMBINED!
CAPTAIN FANTASTIC FASTER THAN SUPERMAN SPIDERMAN BATMAN WOLVERINE HULK AND THE FLASH COMBINED WILL TURN RED WITH EMBARRASSMENT UPON REALIZING STUPIDITY OF STUPID, STUPID NAME CHANGE!
And no, I don't feel like letting it go.
@16: Oh yeah: "Companion of the Queen's Service", "Privy Counsellor", and "Aide de Camp of the Queen" always brought on the giggles.
@14. Are you twelve? Let me spell it out for you. I will yell, since that is how you need to be told.
PAUL CONSTANT IS OBVIOUSLY WELL AWARE OF THE CONNECTION BETWEEN HIS DRAWING "THE STUPID KID" TO OUR ATTENTION AND HIS CALL TO NOT DRAW ATTENTION "TO THE STUPID KID."
He and Colbert both sometimes say things in parody, as comedy, or in jest. Your comments pointing this out to him are simply to make yourself feel smart by pointing out a "brilliant" piece of insight you thought he missed. The fact that you missed that he was well aware of your "insight" serves the opposite.
ALL CAPS YELLING THREAD! FUCK YEAH! LET'S ROLL! LET'S ALL SHOUT OVER EACH OTHER! WOO HOO! LOUD AND PROUD! MIGHT MAKES RIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
I think it's cute. I would consider sleeping with a Captain Fantastic for the lulz, even. But would his name on legal forms and such be Captain Combined? LETDOWN.
Nice, but it's no Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette.
Coming from a newspaper that named itself after the English translation of a French book on existentialism and absurdism.
Besides Albert Camus would probably like the kid's name... although I'm not sure the same could be said for this blog.
@19 - Speaking of "missing" things - that little foot-stomp was just about priceless.
Like shootin' fish in a barrel around here sometimes.
Cute trumps stupid!
how come no one else thinks this is so awesome?