Savage Love Savage Love Letter of the Day
posted by November 6 at 16:03 PMon
May I suggest that the gay community respond to Mormon church—which pushed through the anti-gay marriage amendment in California—by politely yet firmly sexually harassing Mormon missionaries whenever they come to the door? I plan to come out to every Mormon missionary I meet for the foreseeable future. If they’re hot, I’ll offer them a chance to make their case—but only after I blow them.
I want these people to absolutely wince with fear each time a guy opens the door. I want them to feel as violated as all gay Californians do.
Latter Day Sinner
P.S. Two years ago you helped my boyfriend and me through a rough patch. Thanks! We’re celebrating ten years next month (9.75 of which have been great), in part due to your help.
I was planning to blow up in the faces of the very next Mormon “elders” who dared to show up on my porch, LDS, but I like your plan better. But I’m going to offer to let ‘em make their case after they’ve finished blowing me.