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Monday, November 3, 2008

Re: Not Jittery Enough with Election Anxiety?

posted by on November 3 at 11:22 AM


To hell with free cups of coffee, Dom. Babeland is passing out free sex toys to voters—and voters can claim their free sex toys anytime between tomorrow and November 11.

Stop by any brick and mortar store (New York or Seattle) between November 4th and 11th and bring your voter registration card, voting stub or word of honor. If you voted, we’ll give you a Silver Bullet or a Maverick Sleeve (get it?) for free! Yes, free. It’s because we value voting that much.

Go vote and okay, sure, go grab a cup of coffee. Then drop by Babeland for your free sex toy, head down to the Stranger’s election night bash, celebrate (jinxy!) Obama’s victory, and cap off your night by inviting a some new friends back to your place to try out your new sex toys…

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..and if my boyfriend don't give me victory booty none tomorrow night, there's gonna be problems
..just sayin

Posted by reverend dr dj riz | November 3, 2008 11:33 AM
Posted by Gregg | November 3, 2008 11:36 AM

Oh hell yes.

Posted by Greg | November 3, 2008 11:45 AM

Seriously, Dan, are you a shareholder of Babeland or just BFF with the owners.

That was both a statement and a question.

Posted by Non | November 3, 2008 11:50 AM

You know, if you just get a free scoop of Ben & Jerry's ice cream from 5-8 pm on Election Day, it mellows out the caffeine high.

Posted by Will in Seattle | November 3, 2008 11:53 AM
Posted by Dikla | November 3, 2008 11:55 AM

So i can get a free vibe, free coffee AND free ice cream tomorrow. sweet!

Posted by Ann | November 3, 2008 11:59 AM

Looks like MSNBC is in the tank for Babeland too...

Posted by Dan Savage | November 3, 2008 12:02 PM

Also, free donuts at Krispy Kreme.

The Ben & Jerry's offer is the most exciting to me, but the only Ben and Jerry's in Chicago is on Navy Pier. Which is possibly my least favorite place in the entire city.

Posted by Julie in Chicago | November 3, 2008 12:06 PM

Masturbate for peace; masturbate for victory.

Posted by rob | November 3, 2008 12:08 PM

i am so not sleeping tonight !
ice cream
sex toys
victory booty
.. this is gonna be better than the best christmas EVER !!!

Posted by reverend dr dj riz | November 3, 2008 12:20 PM

I regularly regret that I don't live in Seattle and you, Dan Savage, just keep making it worse. It's bad enough to live in a red state and know my vote won't count. Do you have to rub it in by reminding me that I have to cross county lines to get sex toys?

Posted by Kari | November 3, 2008 12:23 PM

I'm with @12, though I live in a county that does allow the sale of sex toys, but not their display. If you go into a store that sells them, you had better know exactly what you want, because you can't browse.

Posted by Sheryl | November 3, 2008 12:29 PM

Let me see if I got this right.

Are they giving away Silver Bullets because McCain is an undead creature?

Posted by Mike in Renton | November 3, 2008 12:58 PM

Pocket Rockets? If so, I'm in.

Posted by Julie Russell | November 3, 2008 1:29 PM

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