One thing the Potheads suppress:

The coming down off pot is worse than any other drug. Watch out when someone had a "great time last night", because it means your in for an earful.

Oh, and "pothead" is so 1970s.

Damn, but I'm in a mood today. I need to smoke some fucking pot.

Not that stoner jokes are any reason not to smoke.

Awaitin' for the train that goes home, sweet Mary
Hopin' that the train is on time
Sittin' downtown in a railway station
One toke over the line

Whoooo do you love, I hope it's me
I've bin a changin', as you can plainly see
I felt the joy and I learned about the pain
that my momma said
If I should choose to make a part of me,
surely strike me dead
Now I'm one toke over the line sweet Jesus
One toke over the line
Sittin' downtown in a railway station
One toke over the line
I'm waitin' for the train that goes home sweet Mary
Hopin' that the train is on time
Sittin' downtown in a railway station
One toke over the line

I bin away a country mile,
Now I'm returnin' showin' off a smile
I met all the girls and loved myself a few
Ended by surprise like everything else I've been through
It opened up my eyes and now I'm
One toke over the line sweet Jesus
One toke over the line
Sittin' downtown in a railway station
Don't you just know I waitin'
for the train that goes home sweet Mary
Hopin' that the train is on time
Sittin' downtown in a railway station
One toke over the line

Don't you just know I waitin'
for the train that goes home sweet Mary
Hopin' that the train is on time
Sittin' downtown in a railway station
One toke over the line

I want to be
One toke over the line sweet Jesus
One toke over the line
Sittin' downtown in a railway station
One toke over the line
Don't you just know I waitin'
for the train that goes home sweet Mary
Hopin' that the train is on time
Sittin' downtown in a railway station
One toke over the line
Sittin' downtown in a railway station
One toke over line
One toke, one toke over the line

1. Idea no. 1:

"Just because talented people smoke pot, doesn't mean that smoking pot makes you talented"

Therefore ban pot and throw people in jail for it!

2. logically equivalent "idea" no. 2:

"Just because talented people drink milk, doesn't mean that drinking milk makes you talented" .....

therefore ban milk and throw people in jail for drinking it!

3. Logically equivalent "idea" no. 3:

"Just because talented people have a cocktail now and then," etc. etc.

Note the subject also said "your" in place of "you're"....and capitalized "Pothead" when anyone knows it's not capitalized.

[suuuuuuuuucking sound of inhalation....]

Conclusion: the subject is unable to connect ideas or apply rules of grammar in a logical or coherent way. The data shows the subject, my friend John Boy, is a "Pothead" himself or that someone gave him a "funny brownie" recently...

Uuuuuuuuuniiiiiiiiityyyyyyyyyyyy--man --
[sounds of exhalation...]

SLATTS

/fuckyeah

He's pretty good at that pushing back stuff, too.

@1: The idea that you actually "talk" to anyone in real life has been well-refuted by your Flickr pool.

And if they're going to throw people in prison for not having a job, they're going to need to build more prisons.

(Then the government can sponsor ad campaigns for "Get a lucrative job in the fast-growing field of prison construction!")

I liked it when the government was telling me that I was going to shoot my best friend with dad's revolver or run over a little girl on a tricycle in my car because of marijuana more than this "ironic" drivel.

Invariably, all anti-substance propaganda makes me want to consume that substance even more, out of spite.

I'll remember that if there's a tie vote in the senate about drug policy. Remember what vice presidents are supposed to do?

http://www.burritoeater.com/

Very informative, if you're local.

I know we are in liberalville here in the Emerald City, but come on!

Dude, you have KIDS!!! What the fuck are you doing with drugs in the house? Seriously man, that is some fucked up shit.

Someone ought to report your dumbass to CPS.

And spare me the bullshit about trying to teach him "responsible drug use". There is no such thing. All drug use is irresponsible. Not that there is anythin inherently wrong with irreponsibility from time to time, but when you have a child, your job is to BE FUCKING RESPONSIBLE!

You gonna tell me that someday your dream is to share a joint with your son, like other dads share a beer with theirs? I've heard it all.

Obama, Gore and Clinton smoked weed in high school or college. I doubt they still blaze up. (Okay well, maybe Clinton!)

And FWIW, smoking pot with your father is really sort of anticlimactic...

seriously? you.. you really believe that? snort a few lines of coke and the next day tell me which come down is worse.

Also, @ 2: I love the term "pothead."

Finally, @ 33: 1/2 the NBA? That is a very conservative estimate.

So, if I smoke pot, I'll become a stupid fat lazy Mexican?

I don't think so. That "pot munchies" thing is so 1969. As is pot from Mexico, come to think of it.

And numerous studies have shown there is no difference between regular marijuana smokers and others when it comes to health or employment.

So we have a federal agency still standing proud with Elvis and Nixon to "fight drugs". A brain-dead zombie from the past.

I guess if pot actually did make you too stupid to work, you could still always get a job- fighting drugs.

I work at the Stranger, ecce, I don't need to keep pot at my home.

Please contact us, via the URL. It would be amazing if you would help us....

That poster is completely awesome - I'm glad to see my tax dollars are now being spent on worthless comedy rather than worthless prosthetizing.

we've been open & honest about past & current weed use with our 2, and they're both on the dean's list @ UW, and drink/smoke out WHEN APPROPRIATE. as in, not before class, not when studying for a test, not before work, not in front of a cop unless obama just got elected.

the only reason you'd have to hide it, or lie to your YOUNG kids about it, is the propaganda they're subjected to in elementary school makes then likely to rat you out to the po.

Pot, alcohol, 80 java shots, whatever.

Oh, and when you're really high and telling the funniest story ever, trust me, it's not that funny. No, really, it isn't. Unless you just inhaled from a helium balloon before you said it ...

I don't smoke pot anymore, because it did make unmotivated. Plus it stopped doing much for me.