Drugs One Toke Over the Line
posted by November 6 at 17:23 PMon
The White House drug-policy office, with less than three months before Obama replaces the drug czar, is launching one of Bush’s last anti-pot campaigns. The announcement comes from the drug czar’s blog, Pushing Back—which sounds like an instructional resource for bottoms. Strangely, it doesn’t “push back” against the marijuana decriminalization law that just passed in Massachusetts, but it does announce that this is where your tax money is going:
The ad warns, “Hey, not trying to be your mom, but there aren’t many jobs out there for potheads.” Oh, snap. You see, if you smoke pot, you could end up like these pot-smoking layabouts: Barack Obama, Carl Sagan, Michael Bloomberg, Al Gore, Bill Clinton, Rick Steves, Jennifer Aniston, Steve Martin, Stephen King, Montel Williams, Peter Lewis, and almost every musician and actor on earth.