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1

We elected a convicted felon to the Senate!

WOOOOO-HOOOOO

Welcome home Palin!

Posted by AK Rob | November 5, 2008 11:59 AM
2

It is SO FUNNY when couples get tattoos because, like half of all marriages, theirs will fail and he will have to have that shit for the rest of his pathetic inbred life!

Posted by Non | November 5, 2008 12:05 PM
3

Ew.

Posted by Robin Sparkles | November 5, 2008 12:11 PM
4

Ew.

Posted by Robin Sparkles | November 5, 2008 12:13 PM
5

I am becoming a Washington State resident this week because of the aforementioned shit. Palin's hard work had me to the edge, but the insane results of our congressional elections...

Posted by Oz K. Fodrotski | November 5, 2008 12:14 PM
6

Is it just me, or does Bristol's boobs look huge in that picture? and is that normal for this point in her pregnancy?

Posted by frostillicus | November 5, 2008 12:15 PM
7

I wonder if the GOP is still paying for the wedding?

Posted by seattleartist | November 5, 2008 12:17 PM
8

@ 2 - Like when Johnny Depp split from Winona Ryder. He had a tattoo that said "Winona Forever", and had it altered to "Wino Forever". Bristol's future ex could have his tat changed to Harvey's Bristol Cream. Hope he loves drinking sherry...

Posted by Madashell | November 5, 2008 12:18 PM
9

@6 Yeah, they're huge. And yes, it's normal during pregnancy for boobs to get enormous pretty early on.

Posted by lily | November 5, 2008 12:24 PM
10

@ 6: is it just me or does bristol really need to get a bra that actually fits her?

Posted by emilina | November 5, 2008 12:25 PM
11

they be full o'milk!

Posted by gordon | November 5, 2008 12:26 PM
12

@6 - Yep, one of the fringe benefits of being preggo. However, I am still suspicious as whether she is actually pregnant, more so about whether the wedding as ordered by General Mom will actually happen. Any current pics of Bristol and her belly?

Posted by Madashell | November 5, 2008 12:26 PM
13

Things I don't want on my internets anymore:

1. Palins

Thanks.

Posted by matt | November 5, 2008 12:27 PM
14

@6 Yeah, they're huge. And yes, it's normal during pregnancy for boobs to get enormous pretty early on.

Posted by lily | November 5, 2008 12:29 PM
15

He's aged about 15 years in six months. Not cute any more. Their reality show should be entertaining.

Posted by robo | November 5, 2008 12:30 PM
16

Didn't mean to double post.

Posted by Robin Sparkles | November 5, 2008 12:30 PM
17

Things I don't want on my internets anymore:

1. Palins

Thanks.

Posted by matt | November 5, 2008 12:32 PM
18

13 & 17 - Agreed. Thanks.

Posted by uncle baggy | November 5, 2008 12:45 PM
19

Matt @17..... AMEN!!!!

Posted by M | November 5, 2008 12:48 PM
20

Good god, she looks forty in that picture. And her fake boobs don't even look close to real. I understand "big" but not "shaped like 100-pound sacks of flour". And even at Wal-mart they sell preggo garments that fit. AND, her fucking hair isn't even washed. I think I'm seeing someone who really, really doesn't want to be there.

Thus endeth the Palin story.

Begich is going to win. Those 20K absentee ballots are his.

Posted by Fnarf | November 5, 2008 12:58 PM
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@6: They're friggin huge, and barely contained. A maternity bra for Bristol wasn't in the $150,000 clothes budget?

Posted by Gloria | November 5, 2008 1:08 PM
22

God, I was going to say, @15, it feels like I'm looking at a couple in their late 30s, not a couple of dumb teenagers.

Posted by laterite | November 5, 2008 1:11 PM
23

Someone should punch her in the stomach. That'd be hilarious.

Posted by Mr. Poe | November 5, 2008 1:15 PM
24

#7 asked "I wonder if the GOP is still paying for the wedding?"

Oh, they're paying all right...for the next four glorious years, at least, if not many more.

Remember--there was a moment where Sarah Palin inspired legitimate fear that momentum and a message could be hi-jacked...

...and then, when the afterglow of her acceptance speech faded, the reality of who she is and how her family helped define her peculiar messiness...when we got a look at how absolutely ridiculous she was that she was chosen to be the next-in-line to the most power position on earth...she was no longer viable.

So quickly, she became a joke. And the cynical basis for her selection turned off the very people the Republicans needed.

Yeah, they'll be paying a LOT for that marriage.

Posted by pgreyy | November 5, 2008 2:19 PM
25

I used to be able to tell people abroad that I was from Alaska, and be spared the critical looks that more obvious Americans get. They loved to ask me about Eskimos and snow and polar bears. Now what the fuck am I supposed to say?

Posted by Roxy | November 5, 2008 2:36 PM
26

They're taking over her chest. At least on the right side, that is.

Posted by Greg | November 5, 2008 4:44 PM
27

nice tits

Posted by frede | November 5, 2008 5:18 PM
28

"North of Nothing"?
How rude.
Alaska is north of Canada, sweetie. There's no need to be impolite about it.

Posted by tuesdayharmony | November 5, 2008 6:40 PM

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