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Lindy, you made my entire pre-election jitters leave me (for the moment) with the odd image of Obama flying out of a cereal box into a bowl of milk.

Yeah, my dad died a few days before Christmas. But damn did we get a lot of sympathy money!...oh, wait, my dad's still dead.

I'd call them retards, but I like retards.

Posted by Leslie N. | November 3, 2008 6:10 PM
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"Frosted Mini-Wheats - free POTUS inside!"

I'd buy that shit.

Posted by Chris | November 3, 2008 6:14 PM
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I would just like to reiterate that I would never dis your dead granny on the internet, Republicans, because my momma taught be better than that.

Posted by Meagan | November 3, 2008 6:14 PM
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Also from wonkette: hooooly shit, Sarah Palin keeps on delivering all the way until the finish line:

"A black fellow tells Sarah Palin that he is the only minority at her rally and asks how this can be improved upon. Palin replies that she knows what racism is like, because Todd is native Alaskan and, get this, 'We live it.'"

http://wonkette.com/404082/palin-to-black-person-todd-i-live-with-racial-discrimination-too

Posted by mnm | November 3, 2008 6:15 PM
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Has your Hell-house experience taught you nothing? It is the party of angry drunken rants and death threats. Don't provoke them. Even when they are claiming that he killed his own grandmother to win sympathy votes; Do not make eye contact, back slowly away.

Posted by flamingbanjo | November 3, 2008 6:26 PM
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If the raised-someone-else's child theory came from a Cuckoo, that would really make sense.

Posted by kinaidos | November 3, 2008 6:35 PM
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Wait a minute, Todd Palin is a fucking Eskimo? LOL.

Posted by kebabs | November 3, 2008 6:42 PM
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pass the pipe people

Posted by 4f...sake | November 3, 2008 6:51 PM
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Ahhh... Good Christians, one and all.

Posted by Reverse Polarity | November 3, 2008 6:58 PM
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the right wing fucking disgusts me.

[some of] these people have absolutely NO respect

Posted by Gordon | November 3, 2008 7:12 PM
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It is really, really sad that I am no longer surprised at this. Reminds me of an email forward I got this morning from my evangelical whack-job uncle calling for a national day of prayer and repentance now that our Christian Nation is about to elect a heathen Democrat as president. Of course his state (Michigan) will go firmly for Obama as it went against his beloved GWB both times. I still laugh out loud when I remember the time my brother wished him a happy Kwaanza...

Posted by RainMan | November 3, 2008 7:15 PM
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Autopsy to make sure it wasn't murder? Meanwhile, we're still waiting for Palin's medical records to, you know, make sure the baby is hers.

Posted by Anon | November 3, 2008 7:18 PM
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Ya, it's sad that some are letting their unhinged freak flag fly, but it's not everyone. For example, there is a thread over at TPM that discusses the topic:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/6z4agd

Read through the commentary in the Fox story referenced in that thread. If you look from newest to oldest, the "cream (aka asshats)" have really risen to the top, however look old to new and the majority of the commenters offer condolences, and as the unhinged bunch shows up, they are roundly condemned.

Yes it's awful, but I hesitate to say it's a barometer on the entirety of the conservative state of mind. If anything, it sure is a good example to reference when trying to explain how the "extremists" are coloring the perception of the lot.

In fact, I think I'll be using that example in future conversations with the far right father. And I'm going to be so very glad when that (asshattery) as a campaign technique/political promise is condemned for the steamy lump it is.

Posted by derek | November 3, 2008 7:38 PM
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According to the official biography, Todd Palin's mother is one-quarter Yupik. One quarter. That makes him one-eighth native american. "We live it"? Presumptuous bullshit.

Posted by Calpete | November 3, 2008 7:46 PM
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Lindy thank you very much for the deep belly laughs

Posted by Non | November 3, 2008 9:14 PM
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That was completely hilarious.

Nut jobs are great, as long as they have absolutely no power.

Posted by sepiolida | November 3, 2008 9:25 PM
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The Clintons has people murdered, why not Barack Hussein Osama?

Liberals know they can't win elections on their ideas, so they lie and try to ruin people (like Judge Bork and Sarah Palin), and even kill them.

This is the true face of the Marxist Hussein.

Kiss your freedom goodbye, and expect gulags in two years, unless enough loyal Americans band together with their guns, form a militia, and b ecome this century's George Washington!

Liberalism=Marxism=socialism=DEATH!!!

Posted by Lord Basil | November 3, 2008 10:43 PM
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Secret Service to aisle three please.

Posted by Al Ewing | November 3, 2008 11:44 PM
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Damn Freepers. Imagine how crazy funny they'll get when he wins!

Posted by Ursula | November 4, 2008 7:19 AM

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