Slog - Comments on It's That Time of Year

Comment by someone

someone — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 15:23:19 -0800

Someone can have sex with me. I mean, that never costs money and it isn't exactly hard, but I'd be willing to bone a chick for charity.

Comment by N

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 15:41:14 -0800

@1 "and it isn't exactly hard"

That's what she said.

Comment by brendan kiley has sandy vagina

brendan kiley has sandy vagina — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 15:45:35 -0800

I'd like to donate a gift card to Caffe Vita.

Comment by elenchos

elenchos — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 15:46:23 -0800

"Get flamed by elenchos on the Slog?"

"A whole year of not getting flamed by elenchos on the Slog?" Well, not a whole year. A month. Maybe a month and a half.

Comment by louley

louley — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 15:48:11 -0800

HA! I never received my winning auction from last year, even though I showed up to pick it up a couple of times, and also had several Stranger staff members attempt to acquire it for me as well (all of whom have moved on to greener pastures-does that mean anything?). I mean, the money still went to charity, but damn! I won that auction fair and square!

Oh well. I just hope that people aren't feeling the financial crunch this season to the point where they don't bid.

Comment by adrian!

adrian! — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 15:48:34 -0800

@3, Oh, poe!

Comment by scary tyler moore

scary tyler moore — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 16:28:41 -0800

mr. poe will troll your chosen right wing batshit crazy blog and stir up trouble. or he will come to your place and insult you for an hour. SOMEBODY needs this out there.

i would gladly pay $500 for a dinner date with Brendan Kiley, hint, hint.

Comment by Dan Savage

Dan Savage — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 16:37:32 -0800

@5: If you didn't get something you bought at the auction, please email me and let me know what it was, and what went down. We've never had a complaint, and no one staff knows what you're talking about.

I think your comment is malicious BS, frankly, with its insinuation that folks involved with trying to get you your mysterious auction package all having "moved on"�or were they muuuuurdered?�and your suggestion that folks won't or shouldn't bid this year, based on the economy and your bad�and extremely vague�experience.

Thank you for playing Slog.

Comment by Julie Russell

Julie Russell — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 16:45:30 -0800

I'll bid $500 for sex with Poe, but only if he insults me the the whole time

Comment by Mr. Poe

Mr. Poe — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 16:54:58 -0800

I'll fuck any chick as long as there's a giant cock in my mouth.

Comment by Julie Russell

Julie Russell — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 16:57:16 -0800

I could wear a strap on...or bring my husband...he's really hot

Comment by Mr. Poe

Mr. Poe — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 16:59:43 -0800

Your husband will work. Stats? Pics?

Strap-on does nothing for me. I like the real stuff.

Comment by Julie Russell

Julie Russell — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 17:03:33 -0800

He's hot...Blond hair blue eyes, soccer player build (shorter/muscular) but not meat-head muscular/boy-ish looking, great ass, super stylish... all around yummy.

Comment by Mr. Poe

Mr. Poe — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 17:33:37 -0800

Boy-ish looking is a big turn-off. So is blonde hair.

Boy-ish only works for me if the hair is gray.

I'll need a picture, but the answer is already no. You'll have to find someone else.

Comment by Fnarf

Fnarf — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 18:00:09 -0800

Wait, isn't Julie Russell the pit bull lady? What if she brings her dog instead?

Comment by sachi wilson

sachi wilson — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 18:17:14 -0800

Well, it depends. Is the dog GGG?

Comment by Mr. Poe

Mr. Poe — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 18:23:31 -0800

I won't sleep with a pit bull, but if she has any other fury creatures, they will have to be GGG. I like to piss on things.

Comment by Catalina Vel-DuRay

Catalina Vel-DuRay — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:22:08 -0800

Oh dear.... This is a charity thing?

I'll host a champagne fountain party. (I own one, you know.) No more than six people, and they have to like dogs. And it has to end early, because I'm not young.

For extra money, I can provide a wavy-haired fruity type to play the piano. But don't get any ideas - he's straight. (I know. I've tried.)

He knows six songs, and doesn't take requests.

Let me know if anyone is interested.

Comment by Bauhaus

Bauhaus — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 22:02:45 -0800

Could we have models this year who don't look like they just shot up, please?

Comment by What EV

What EV — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 10:57:03 -0800

I never recieved my auction prize either. I am still emailing back and forth with them for last year's prize to very little avail. Several people have gotten involved and I might actually get my prize in the next couple weeks. After almost a year. Just in time for the next auction to start. Lame.

Comment by louley

louley — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 13:53:55 -0800

@ 8) Check you email, Dan.

And don't forget!

Stay classy, The Stranger!

Comment by kasa

kasa — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 14:47:24 -0800

Wow, so let me get this straight. Someone says that it's been over a year since they got their prize (which is fucked, for the record), and then proceeds to wish the next auction well in the midst of a recession.... and Dan Savage himself comes on to rip that person a new one.

Man. You guys swung from the election goodwill back to your regular douchery pretty quick. I guess I should be impressed.