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Wednesday, November 5, 2008

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posted by on November 5 at 15:09 PM

Palin’s Future? Grandma Governor, for Now.

I hereby banish Caribou Barbie to the graveyard packed with would-be Palin nicknames (Missy Shit-for-Brains, Madame Vice President), replacing it for all time with Grandma Governor.

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And right before we completely forget about her, please savor this quote from the newsweek article concerning her wardrobe:

"An angry aide characterized the shopping spree as "Wasilla hillbillies looting Neiman Marcus from coast to coast," and said the truth will eventually come out when the Republican Party audits its books."

Posted by snakes | November 5, 2008 3:13 PM

Ok, so unlike Caribou Barbee, Palin wouldn't likely take "Grandma Governor" as a compliment. But I still think it has too nice a ring to it. It reminds me of Ann Richards.

Posted by Dougsf | November 5, 2008 3:33 PM

Actual quote:

"2012 sounds like years away. "

Posted by flamingbanjo | November 5, 2008 3:34 PM

Yeah, "Granny Governor" is too nice. I like the sound of "Gov. Caribou Shit-For-Brains Snowbilly Illegitimate Grandkids Bible Heels"...or just "Thieving, Lying Tramp" for short.

Posted by Y.F. | November 5, 2008 3:52 PM

Damn, never got those medical records to prove the baby wasn't hers...

Posted by Anon | November 5, 2008 3:54 PM

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