2008 Everybody Loves a Free Sex Toy!
posted by on November 4 at 12:55 PM
It’s voting day and turnout has been HUGE…at Babeland.
Babeland is giving out free Vibratex Maverick Sleeves and silver bullets to voters and before they’d even opened their doors this morning, people were already lining up down the block.
When the SECB walked in Babeland’s door at 11:30, the store had already given out 87 sex toys—60 Maverick Sleeves and 27 silver bullets. By the time the SECB left 15 minutes later, Babeland had given out 113. Babeland’s New York store has apparently gone through 600 silver bullets and 100 Maverick sleeves in three hours.
“We didn’t think it was going to be so popular” says Audrey, Babeland’s education coordinator.”
The Seattle Babeland store is already out of Maverick sleeves. Audrey says they’ll be getting in one more shipment tomorrow but will only be giving out toys while supplies last.
The SECB asked Audrey whether any McCain supporters had come in for free masturbation aids. “If they do, we’re out,” she joked.
The Palin plug
Babeland was nice enough to provide the SECB with a few toys. If the election goes badly, at least the SECB will have these to keep us warm through the night.
Oh no! I was planning on masturbating the afternoon away with my new maverick sleeve, now I have to wait until tomorrow?!?
Uh, I just walked out of Babeland 10 min ago with one of each toy. If they were out they found more.
THANK YOU HENRY!!!
i just walked out, but only with the bullet. still - awesome! Thanks Babeland & slog.
Fuck. So those of us who have to work until 5 are out of luck?? That's shitty.
@5 Depending on how cute you are I got one of each!
I agree @5! Booo! Now I'm disgruntled...
@6 Rub it in... I hope the bullet short circuits and melts the maverick to your man bits.
(As you can see, I'm far too pent up to be going without sex toys.)
@8 Not only will I be rubbing it in I will also be rubbing a few out. I have a few hours to waste before the Slog party.
@8 Not only will I be rubbing it in I will also be rubbing a few out. I have a few hours to waste before the Slog party.
Moral right thinking Americans would never accept these instruments of perversion as a bribe for their vote.
The decline of America has already begun.
Babeland's replenishing their stock, so if they run out of Mavericks or Bullets today stop by again before Nov. 11th to get your sex toys. Also, Babeland's offering a 20% discount for all online purchases when you enter "VOTE08" at check out.