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Wow. If you're going to come up with a stupid contest, at least make it bulletproof. And don't bitch when your clever readers joke about gaming you.

What w7ngman said. This is just sad and pathetic.

They might've just handled this once Chuck began referrring to his fan base as "The Cult". Was "The Sheep" already taken?

I hope the film... well CHOKEs

I'd only participate if Chuck will fuck me. Hard. His books suck now anyway.

I don’t know about the book, but the film was awful, and a film about sex addiction should be funny. Angelica Houston, who nailed the dysfunctional mom role in the film Grifters, just looks bored to death in this film.

Chuck - Your per-theater numbers are so high because it's showing in less theaters. Is the math eluding you on that, or are you convinced it's because the film is so damn great? Lord knows you've spent as much on advertising as any of the blockbusters have.

The next person to buy a ticket to CTHULHU in Denver also gets to buy a ticket to it when it moves to the Laurelhurst in Portland two weeks from now, and can also give me a ride to the food bank.

The next person to buy a ticket to CTHULHU in Denver also gets to buy a ticket to it when it moves to the Laurelhurst in Portland two weeks from now, and can also give me a ride to the food bank.

Uh. . . I didn't dislike the movie, but I didn't think it was good enough to recommend it to all of my friends. Certainly not good enough to see it again. So. No?

And if it WERE that good, I'd do it without you asking me to, so. . . no?

Kthx.

The next person to assault Grant Cogswell gets the scathing satisfaction of beating up someone down on their luck.

This reminds me of the time Oral Roberts threatened that God was going to 'call him home' if people didn't send in $8 million to his church.

I love/am-horrified-by the fact that there are diehard, cultish fans of Chuck Palahniuk. Have they even READ his books, namely Fight Club and Survivor?

@1 for the win.

Now, wake me when it comes out in 3-D.

Cogswell is the new Palahniuk

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