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Thursday, October 2, 2008

What Does F.I.R.E.D. Stand for?

posted by on October 2 at 13:22 PM

Maud Newton reports on another reason to fear and hate Florida:

According to parents and students in Greg Howard’s seventh-grade social studies class, Howard on Friday, Sept. 26 asked the class a question regarding Obama’s call for change, and proceeded to write out what the letters C-H-A-N-G-E stood for.

“She told me that he wrote on the board ‘Can You Help A (expletive) Get Elected, and then laughed about it,” said Shelia Christian, a mother of one of Howard’s students.

Thanks for ruining my day, Maud.

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1

Such wholesome values they teach in those small towns! So wholesome!!

Posted by Andrew | October 2, 2008 1:26 PM
2

Oh yeah? Guess what O.C.C.I.P.U.T.S. stands for:

Occasionally Charlie Crist Inserts Penis Up Twink Sphincter.

Woo!

Posted by Mr. Poe | October 2, 2008 1:37 PM
3

Fuckin' Idiotic Redneck Educational Device

Posted by thickturd | October 2, 2008 1:38 PM
4

if he was Chris Rock, that would be funny.

Posted by max solomon | October 2, 2008 1:38 PM
5

Even though most of the white power organizations are based in Idaho, the bulk of their literature gets sent to Florida, at least thats what an ATF guy told me.

Posted by bubbles | October 2, 2008 1:39 PM
6

"Can You Help ... ?" Where is the Y in C-H-A-N-G-E?

Posted by Bub | October 2, 2008 1:45 PM
7

CYHANGE?

Posted by steves | October 2, 2008 1:45 PM
8

Call to Hire A Nazi Goat-(expletive) Educator

Posted by jardy | October 2, 2008 1:56 PM
9

shit like this is why www.fark.com gave FL a tag all their own.......

Posted by randy beaver | October 2, 2008 1:56 PM
10

Fuckin
Inbred
Redneck
Educator
Die

Posted by W.T. Foxtrot | October 2, 2008 2:20 PM
11

when i lived in FLA, the KKK was allowed to recruit outside the high school, complete with a table and pamphlets right next to the marine, navy and army recruiters. they were there weekly.

Posted by j beezer | October 2, 2008 4:10 PM
12

Max (#4), even Chris Rock wouldn't teach that to elementary school kids. C'mon, now.

Posted by squared | October 2, 2008 4:15 PM
13

Max (#4), even Chris Rock wouldn't teach that to elementary school kids. C'mon, now.

Posted by squared | October 2, 2008 4:15 PM
14

Max (#4), even Chris Rock wouldn't teach that to elementary school kids. C'mon, now.

Posted by squared | October 2, 2008 4:16 PM
15

I can hear Chris Rock's voice in my head saying this.

Posted by Greg | October 2, 2008 4:56 PM
16

Freak
Incinerated
Read:
Expletive
Dead

Posted by 4f...sake | October 2, 2008 5:37 PM
17

The kid's undoubtedly a hired plant working for Cheney Bushitlerburton. The teacher too.

Posted by Seajay | October 2, 2008 9:23 PM

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