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Is that cover photo a pic of Levi Johnston, Sarah Pailin's son-in-law-to-be?

Posted by inkweary | October 2, 2008 12:06 PM
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Any chance one of you ladies could share the weirdness in the Buck via a photograph, for those of us with the wrong dangly bits?

Posted by Fnarf | October 2, 2008 12:11 PM
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Posted by Joni's Avenger | October 2, 2008 12:30 PM
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First off,

the dangly bits, writing in after two posts, the Palin Story of the kid comment is right out. BBAA Ha ha ha.

Can you make THAT sound like Dr. Bombay?

I have just about wrapped up the investigation part of why

"OCTOBERFIST"

the unusual convention of bitching almagmates and "Constellations In Colliders",

'copyright trademark patenent pending lowearthorbiter
10-02-2008 for The Stranger.com,

pending a full on bongfest arpeture revival meeting having AGAIN

"(hint: the prolifiration of cheap knock off band names)"

as soon as you all get me my gosh darned award for the "cwazzee-ist lover you ever sahhhwwed..."

because again, penniless and

(shut your fucking mouth about the found 80.00 dollars on the road!!!!...)


{because I'll make you confess about all the found greed and corruption in the LOUVE" and the SMITHSONIAN in a single parsecond....}

forgetful of innocence I

"...missed lasts night funeral at the
KING CAT THEATER!!!!"

When will you pundits get off the politics!!!!!!

Can't you see we have "fake plastic trees", "Year Zero" and "The Way We We're" (all together now...) in a new revolution ready and willing and able "if", and mind you... "SHE HAS A VERY BIG IF>>>>", "we all pull together as a team??????"....

I can remeber the days in November as well as anybody who got lost in a three day poker piss-ant contest of purple flushed dia-ramas swimming in a picante' sauce as good as your neighbor's next door parrot... so get it together and afford us a little grace will ya???


And speaking of Satellite operations...

Your gonna need a little bit more than a photo-graphic sound snippet from my old lyric set to try and high-jack this post with a ....

little perp play from a FEDERAL PROSECUTOR HIGH ON NEO HEPHINEDRAINSASCETIMEANIES IN BLUE SUITS AND CYANIDE SPONGES....


to remain in the running for next years bing-a-thon with the burble-a-tor here at the HUMP PUMP!!!!

I have joined the devils choir with the angelic harps and welded the water fight between the sky gods and the mezzanine to a potion that will surely graft your foreskins to your hindsight in a geneticist daydream with the screenwriters guild in a grammy zone if...

and mind you "they" have very big if's....

you don't get your 'shit "it"' together and let the seasoned professionals pretend to have a little fun with the last nano-seconds of your fake dead Mayberry rfid chips supplanted in a "green-zone"!!!!!

GOD.... DAMMIT!!!

I AM, ABOVE THE JAW (BONE)!!!!!

And now for a little amusement break.

I am understanding in the effort to curtail your lolly gagging activity centers and remand the institutionalized renumerative selection processes for

'"WHO THE HELL GETS TO ANNOUNCE THAT AWARD?[(?)2008,10;2;200812;46,] syndrome fobia handshake deal and please don't make me puke yet finale'.....

and that, dear Virginia, is a glorious gift of kindness... if...

(and yes, I know you are beginning to despise me for over using someone elses present participle on over-load...)

BUT

There, I have proven to you dear Jen Graves that I can and will stay in and out

(of character, write and paint, sing and speech write for slog and character suits in roasts and award comedy sketches,)

even if I get called a fake in and out of time.

You OWE me a drink.

Pay me.

Sincerly, Daniel.

Posted by danielbennettkieneker | October 2, 2008 12:54 PM
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J.,
her's to no ands.
D.

Posted by d. | October 2, 2008 12:58 PM
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IDGI....Erica says "Pick up a copy of the Stranger. Instead of our usual front cover, you’ll find a voter registration form. "

Is it on the inside, then? I haven't picked up my actual tangible copy yet

Posted by Non | October 2, 2008 1:02 PM
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Never mind, I figured it out ^

Posted by Non | October 2, 2008 1:24 PM

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